'Calvin Klein Is Obsessed With Your Article'

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At the Townhouse bar last night, a guy told me he was one of the guests at the illustrious Calvin Klein party for his paramour Nick Gruber.

So how was it?

"It was a total shitshow!" he declared as some of the bar's customers suddenly looked alive.

"But get this," he went on. "Calvin's furious at anyone who didn't show up. One of his best friends didn't make it, and he's in a rage.

"People are coming up with all kinds of excuses, and some are not sure if they should call him, because they're afraid."

I guess "I didn't want to risk getting herpes" isn't a good enough excuse.

But here's the best part.

"Calvin is obsessed with your article!" the guy claimed.

He meant my original blog about how Calvin was embarrassing himself with this gushy late-life romance with an ex-porn player.

Not that the designing legend thinks I'm right, mind you.

"Calvin's really in love," swore the guy. "If he's capable of being in love."


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BekLuis333
BekLuis333

hilarious and sad. Anonymous sources sayting that CK is obsessed by something Michel musto wrote/yeah, right time to pack it in, girl.

Karl
Karl

I guess sad BekLuis doesn't know that the writeup was picked up on HuffPo and dozens of other sites to the point where everyone was talking about it and Liz Smith had to give an interview defending Calvin.

juliarix
juliarix

About 16 percent of Americans between the ages of 14 and 49 are infected with genital herpes, making it one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases, U.S. health officials said on Tuesday. Maybe this is the reason that why there are more than 680,000 members on the STD dating site pozmingle//. Hope all the people take care and find love.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Never you mind about ol' Calvin, Mikey.

As Bette Davis' mother said re criticism:"The birds only peck at the choicest fruit."

Zazu Pittz
Zazu Pittz

sage advice from a trusted reader, as always!

franco
franco

Hey MM, you may be laughing on the other side of your face when you read this.___________________________

"Calvin Klein Is ck IN2U'r Article"

At the Townhouse bar last night, a guy told me he was one of the guests at the Calvin Klein 'Obsession Night' party for his 'Calvin Klein Man' Nick Gruber.

So how was it?

"It was a total 'ck one Scene'!" he declared as some of the bar's customers suddenly looked alive.

"But get this," he went on. "Calvin's 'ck one Electric' at anyone who didn't show up. One of his best friends didn't make it and he's in an 'Eternity Rose blush'.

"People are coming up with all kinds of excuses, and some are not sure if they should call him, because they're afraid."

I guess "I didn't want to risk getting 'ck be'" isn't a good enough excuse.But here's the best part.

"Calvin Is ck IN2U'r Article!" the guy claimed.

He meant my original blog about how 'CK Free' was embarrassing himself with this gushy late-life 'Contradiction' with an ex porn player.

Not that the designing legend thinks I'm right, mind you.

"Calvin's really in 'Euphoria Intense'," swore the guy. "If he's capable of being in 'Eternity Moment'."

Movielover
Movielover

I must be having a stroke. This seems like a jumble of stuff that makes no sense. Perhaps I'll put my feet up and apply cucumber slices to my eyes. Some oral ministrations from a skilled practitioner will ease my angst.

franco
franco

You must be an 'Aquavelva' man.

Make yourself a cucumber salad instead.

I just substituted key words with a reasonable facsimile from CKs long list of past and present fragrance names... I kid you not!

Movielover
Movielover

Oh! Now I get it. I don't wear Aquavelva, but I do like some cheap colognes on butch straight men. Jovan Musk on a guy who doesn't know that/why he's hot is...hot.

Jonster
Jonster

All my old boyfriends hang out at the Townhouse. Not sure where the young ones go.

FindingNamo
FindingNamo

Calvin Klein's the new Tom Bianchi!!!

Barkley
Barkley

The doorman won't let you into The Townhouse if you're wearing a hat. Ridiculous!

Pietro
Pietro

Yes, Mikey, how was The Townhouse? I thought they wouldn't let one in the place if one weren't 95 or 18 with an active drug problem. I think you are neither.

And so Calvin is obsessed with you, and you with Calvin. Hmmmmmm.......

T. Alessandro
T. Alessandro

I brought my fistula and a sack full of dolls.

And a good time was had by all.

Musto
Musto

I'm 95, so I was swept right in.

Caused quite a stir with Michael Lucas and Chuck Attix.

Dipstick
Dipstick

You went to the Townhouse????

timmmyk
timmmyk

Now we know where Calvin Klein's 'Obsession' comes from - Mama Musto!

Vree
Vree

Now we know why Anna Wintour went. You had no choice

Annewells
Annewells

I bet he reads the blog over and over again, thinking "This is crazy! Nick and I have true love!"

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