Charlie Sheen's Self-Aggrandizing Insanity: Discuss

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I was on CNN this morning with anchor Kyra Phillips, discussing the plight of crazed Charlie Sheen, whose rants against the creator of Two and a Half Men have led to the suspension of this season's remaining episodes.

Among my highly illuminating bon mots:

"This is the biggest midlife crisis since Lindsay Lohan's."

"Pretty soon, the show will be One and Half Men."

"His kids want to hear Mother Goose stories, not 'Daddy's down the hall with three girlfriends.'"

And "My readership has gone up. The cast of the show needs to find out whether to go to work every day."

Take it all with a grain of whatever Charlie is on.

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Robby3
Robby3

...down the hall with " godesses," my new term,luv it,and iam ready now,for the new movie coming out, a great change, Tree of Life, let me hear of your review M.M.robby

hollywood truth teller
hollywood truth teller

THE REAL CREATOR OF 2 1/2 MEN IS ERIC LAPIDUS NOT CHUCK LORRE(stole it from the young man then fired him). Charlie is not the only problem here.

22cm
22cm

I like him, I like the show. NOW THERE!

Guest
Guest

His self -healing rap sounds like he's getting ready to start his own religion. Every man will be promised 72 porn stars.

franco
franco

What is that ugly tattoo on his inner right arm?

As one of TV’s highest paid actors, you'd think he'd go to the best local/foreign tattoo artists.

Apparently he has 13+ tattoos in all... one that says "Death from Above" and depicts an apple and what appears to be dripping blood. The star explained its significance during his radio rant on 'The Alex Jones Show', "It's the banner from the death card that Kilgore from 'Apocalypse Now' is throwing on his victims, but there's also falling from it, is the apple from The Giving Tree. There's my life. Deal with it.", his ex-wife's name Denise on underside of wrist (now removed), fire breathing Dragon's Head with eye glasses, Japanese God (Protector of Youth), Stingray, open zipper with an eyeball peeking out, Initials CM-EMA (Charlie MaSheen - Eat My A$$), Burning Marlboro cigarette, Charlie Brown with "MOM" in word bubble, note pinned to his chest saying "Back in 15 minutes", a Yankees tattoo, etc.

SOME TRIVIA I wasn't aware of:

Carlos Irwin Estévez was born a "blue baby". The doctor who saved him was named Irwin and his parents named him after the doctor.

Accidentally shot then fiancée Kelly Kamalelehua Palzis, now known as Kelly Preston in the arm. Soon after that incident, she left him and married her former platonic friend John Travolta.

Played a stoner in Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986). Even though his real life drug addiction hadn't started yet, Sheen told a magazine he stayed up for 48 hours to look the role.

Rock Hudson
Rock Hudson

as a concerned actor i have no clue where his pr group, manager, agent, friends & family are - i'd fire them all hello ! - it's okay to dabble & have a little fun but know your limits & have either true friends,honest family or paid help near you to protect you from being deranged in public; get it together charlie those millions will fizzle along with your carreer in no time.

HeleneMayer55
HeleneMayer55

Just replace him like they do in the Soap operas. With voiceover announcer saying "tonite, the part of Charlie Harper will be played by Emilio Estevez". Oooh, wouldn't that grind his gears to have his baby bro take his place? well, serves him right. He didn't appreciate the cash cow, denigrated the producer & creator, so f*ck him. He's a selfish egotistical ingrate.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Emilio is the elder brother. I don't remember seeing him in anything in forever.

hollywood bowl
hollywood bowl

& wear your kim kardashian along with your lady gaga & snookie looks everyday

1234
1234

Charlie Sheen is unbelievably rude and disrespectful. He is a complete loser in all aspects.. He is totally overpaid and should be fired immediately and he doesn't deserve the attention he is getting because of his immaturity.

BJF
BJF

Hopefully, he will return to the obscurity he so richly deserves.

casting girl
casting girl

And the good news is....YOU'RE ON CNN!!!!!!

PhillyGirlLiz
PhillyGirlLiz

Charlie is probably entering into a psychosis faze of his addiction. Soon he won't see the point in being sober at all. The show is awful anyway and the last thing Sheen needs is money.

@JoeWatchesTV
@JoeWatchesTV

Funny, but would have been funnier with your former comedy news partner Keith Olbermann. Hope you'll get the call for his new show on Current.

Charlie's done. Even LiLo won't work with him. She would say so but she's been busy. Shopping. Yeah, that's what she calls it.

Biggie
Biggie

Why not just get Emilio Estevez to fill in for him on the show?

Dangerwillrobinson
Dangerwillrobinson

Or Martin Sheen ala Joan Crawford!

"Substituting for Mr. Sheen in the role of Charlie..."

Norph
Norph

Update: Charlie was lying about the HBO show he said he was going to do. Duh.

Movielover
Movielover

Is that picture recent? He's so doable, though with all the coke, probably a limp noodle. I doubt he really gives a crap, he's got more money than he'll ever need. Actually, the show is lousy, hardly watchable even before it's in reruns. Charlie's character has 2 grown men living in his beach house now that the little boy is pushing 30. The sex jokes are so un-clever that you want to grown even before the predictable lines are said.

HeleneMayer55
HeleneMayer55

No, you can tell that photo is YEARS, possibly decades old. He wished he still looked that young, innocent & cocky. HA! what a douchebag.

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