How to Throw a Party in 2011: Get Naked!

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Or at least semi-naked, as in the splashy hotel pool party that's just come back, according to this week's column.

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Come on, this place is the best dive in town, ba-dum-pum.

I also generously divulge other ways to throw a worthwhile event in the year of the comeback:

Have Brooke Shields tell her life story -- all of it, honey.

Get Olympia Dukakis to play a bizarre Southern diva with neuralgia and a kabuki act.

And arrange for free food, drinks, and a gift bag with no strings attached -- plus a doorman who can find my name, please!

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(Pool party photos by Native NYker/RantsThoughtsMerde.com)



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4 comments
Meowrice
Meowrice

You actually make the tired nightlife scene seem fresh. Kudos, kitten.

Katz
Katz

Mmm. Mama like.

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