I Know Why Lindsay Stole

Lindsay Lohan's defense arguments in the matter of her allegedly stealing a necklace from a gem dealer are pretty lame.

"It was a loan," her people swore. But then there would have been some signed agreement to that effect, wouldn't there? Or at least an oral agreement?

"She already has lots of expensive jewelry," they added. "Why would she steal more?"

Well, first of all, how do we know the jewelry she already has wasn't stolen too, ba-dum-pum? And even if it wasn't, rich people steal all the time. Just like rape isn't about the sex but the power, thievery isn't about the actual object, but about the rush of entitlement in taking it.

It's about someone in the public eye who's pretty entitled to begin with thanks to celebrity, but who feels that sense of power fading and desperately wants to grab it back via a quick, exhilarating gesture.

Winona Ryder, anyone?

Of course Lindsay is innocent until proven guilty.

I don't want to steal anyone's verdict.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/02/10/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main7336362.shtml


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latenitebump
latenitebump

typical american, white girl behaviour.

stealing. shopping-lifting. lying.

Musto
Musto

So true, Winnie. Nowadays the only down side of celebrity crime is a bad mug shot, and Lindsay's smart enough to have avoided that trap.

winniemc
winniemc

First of all, how does Sticky-Fingers McLezziePants still have "people"? And second, who cares if she stole the tacky gold necklace? This time, she at least had the common courtesy to get her hair did before the trail and girl, her mug shots are gonna look fan-tastic!

Portal
Portal

I liked her as a movie star and thought she had promise. That's why we care. Plus no matter how many chances she gets, she fucks up again and again.

MarkS
MarkS

Lord have mercy. Am I the only one who could not care less about this woman? She's famous for being a train wreck. Why do people care? Ditto for our pal Charlie Sheen. What's the fascination? They should be ashamed--making millions while they act like jerks and we encourage it. Enough.

Bpc48
Bpc48

She is from Nassau(sp?) ,LI.. Case closed!!

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