J. Lo Is One Of the Most Irritating Hotel Guests on Earth

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That's according to the new book Concierge Confidential by Michael Fazio, who works in the biz.

Says the tome:

*Jennifer Lopez once kept a hotel massage therapist waiting for three hours while she had screaming arguments with her boyfriend at the time (Puffy).

"The poor masseuse had to stay there, hanging on, while J. Lo cried and screamed hysterically."

It was even less musical than her last album.

And Jenny from the block's not the only member of hotel hell.

*For his one-night stay, Prince had all the furniture taken out of his suite and replaced, down to the lighting, candles, and pillows. "But he wasn't mean," adds Fazio, generously.

*And Bee Gee Barry Gibb had his own decor demands, all related to making his hair zhushily perfect every time.

"The hotel staff got so sick of renting full-length mirrors for him that they just bought some and kept them in the back."

And don't even ask about the dehumidifiers!

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17 comments
Barkley
Barkley

She's a no talent whore.

Movielover
Movielover

She does have a lovely complexion, though.

latenitebump
latenitebump

c´mon! the book is boring, already. what happened to the days when real rock stars smashed up the hotel rooms, toshed furniture and tv´s out the window?

the author is, probably, mad he didn´t get a good tip.

Strom
Strom

The problem is and was...in those days the managers just paid it off. Today J Lo would refuse to pay anything after treating the staff poorly. If you think the pictures with her and her Cuban ex were censored, the ones with her and Puffy would be enough to send her back to the Bronx...what some would do for fame!

Strom
Strom

It is amazing that anyone would think she is an actress or singer.

Musto
Musto

Any kind of jewelry. Even Cracker Jacks shit. I want to be like Lindsay Lohan, but with an actual contract stating I can take it. And I would never wear it outside the house. Only indoors, for playacting episodes. I want to be Cleopatra!

Strom
Strom

For a spoolie head from the block, she used her caboose w/ Black Puffy to become famous but treats her help shabbily. Great people are judged how they treat the less fortunate and J Lo forgot about that, as well as the meaning of copyright it seems.

Musto
Musto

I would love mounds and mounds of Jujyfruits, but no black ones, so they'd have to go into each box and pick those out.

I would also insist they take all the furniture out and not replace it with anything. I just want lots of room.

And of course free jewelry.

Movielover
Movielover

You're a reasonable fellow, Mikey. What kind of jewelry? You don't seem like the dribbling in baubles type!

Delphyne
Delphyne

Doesn't she only want white roses or something?

Movielover
Movielover

hmmmm...what would you request in your dressing room? I have a few ideas, since it seems you can demand (request!) pretty much anything.

Movielover
Movielover

I've heard about her demands for dressing rooms too! She seems sweet, but probably likes to play the diva. Sarah Silverman said if you don't sing opera, you're not a diva, more of a cunt.

Melinda9
Melinda9

None of these incidents sound that bad - if you're on the road all the time you might want your suite to be homey or a full length mirror. And more than a few people have had a screaming fight with a loved one, but if you're not a celebrity you're ignored or told to STFU.

Jonny
Jonny

Guess J-Lo learned nothing from that awful movie, "Maid in Manhattan" ... starring, uhm, oh, yeah, J-Lo.

timmmyk
timmmyk

Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts stayed for a month in a hotel I worked in while the Stones rehearsed the Steel Wheels tour. Made friends with the room service staff and were friendly and nice to everybody. Never once made any demands or did anything out of the ordinary.

billyjoe
billyjoe

@timmmyk: Yeah, ya get fairly mellow when you're in your 60s.

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