Jersey Shore Star Submits Semi-Nude Photo!

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Snooki's ex-boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, is always semi-nude anyway as he prances down the boardwalk reeking of eau de Guido.

But now he's more semi-nude.

Jeff just submitted a shower photo to Playgirl -- yes, them again -- showing what he's sort of almost made of, and I guess it's his Miranda right.

The guy, you'll recall, is an Iraq vet whose audition tape for the show surfaced -- meaning he obviously had to try out for the part of Snooki's boyfriend.

Not everyone would want that job, since she later started calling him a stalker, but, hey, it's good exposure, right?

Anyway, now this photo has surfaced -- thanks to my incredible sources -- so see if that's good exposure.

Is he, yo, man enough?

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Samnoogin
Samnoogin

I think its sad personally to exploit yoursellf as snookie's ex bf...what else has this guy done for himself? College? A good resume, a chEap single to come out with, get a real job and get an education. He needs to work on his body big time. He also needs to get a reality check. Fame comes in many different ways but this is a cheap shot to fame, are you the next michael jackson or justin timberlake? Do u have what it takes? So you go on jersey shore for what? A few episodes and then your all of a sudden a reality tv personality? Your in the category of octomom and sixteen a pregnant, your the shit I wipe off my ass..what has society come to? People like you don't deserve to be famous. And snooki isn't even cute, she's nasty. If she respected herself that much ahe wouldn't reveal herself in public the way she does with her vagina half hanging out and she's not even true italian, true italian is in italy where you speak it fluently and respect yourself..get a life.

Armysoldier0607
Armysoldier0607

This guy is a complete douche bag... All of you that say I'm just hating on him, im far from that... I went to high school with this loser and you can ask anyone from our school, he was a loser then and still a loser now. Just glad to see him make a complete jack ass of himself on national tv... Iraq vet my ass, never left outside the wire, lets here from some the people he deployed with, Haha fucking reject,

JoeyO'H
JoeyO'H

Ummm... He's nothing to look at and has a strange body. Playgirl should pass.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark

I'm always wondering what the Shore stars look like without their chests shaved and waxed - and that's just the women!

ike Avelli
ike Avelli

get a pic of Ronnie and I will personally bring you a jar of HERBED MAYONAISSE!

robcypher
robcypher

So am I missing something by not watching this show regularly?

Jonny
Jonny

But ... the tacky mirrored cellphone camera shot is so very CraigsList!

Rdowney
Rdowney

I heard that he is Gay

Gabriel
Gabriel

Well that works out. Playgirl has a huge Gay following. He is street hot but not hot enough for Playgirl but way to hot for Snooki - she fits the typical fag-hag type.

Movielover
Movielover

Snakie is a hag? Can't her boys help her with...everything? She seems completely clueless about femaleness except drunken slutness.

Melinda9
Melinda9

He has a nice face I think and the rest of him isn't bad. (But I'm not sure Playgirl cares about my evaluation.)

Jethro
Jethro

You're probably just being used by Playgirl which is obviously testing out the response to various half naked people people they decide to green light their cash.

I'd say this guy is a total bust.

Calvin
Calvin

I'm dying to pull that towel away.

Movielover
Movielover

Is this guy talented or something? He's ok looking, but I see lots of hotter guys showering at my gym all the time, and I go to the YMCA! That Jersey thing must be hot now, but I've always thought some of those "guido" types are very hot. The hottest was Tony Danza in his youth. "Guido" must be an insult, though it brings up an image in the mind right away. If they're handsome and sweet, it not a negative image to me.

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