Liam Neeson Is Schtupping Again

• Low? Are we now talking about his hangers?

• Mr. Neeson has class, but unlike his late wife, all of it is LOW.

• I've read/heard that Liam has a huge weenie. I wonder if it's also beautiful (proportion, texture, bouquet!) or merely large. I've seen a few really big ones that were not all that appealing, though large is a nice place to start! Medium with good details is also a delight. Am I preaching to the choir? Is talking about cock tacky if you don't mention asshole?

• Since he opened the floodgate, here I go, tacky or not. She should have been more size specific, is it the 0.5 litre, 0.75 litre, 1 litre or 2 litre and which limited edition Evian bottle design was she referring to, the christian lacroix, the jean paul gaultier, the Issey Miyake, or UK fashion designer paul smith's with his trademark stripes? Supermodel JANICE DICKINSON has lavished praise on former lover LIAM NEESON's manhood, insisting the Irish actor has "the biggest penis of any man alive". "He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane! Wouldn't you just go gaga? He was amazing!" (my thanks to Google-search)

• He can schtupp all he wants, but it's disrespectful to her family to be talking about it in public, not to mention just tacky in general.

• did he ask his plastic surgeon to make him look like barry manilow?

• His thing is so legendary it would be a shame to waste it.

• Oh, come on. Hasn't he waited enough???

• Even if he wasn't, it's still tacky to be talking about it in public so soon. And that movie looks awful.

• Not to be tacky, but is it possible he was even shtupping while he was married?

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