Lindsay Lohan, I Have a Part for You

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Benn Jaye

You can even shoot it in prison, since some of the scenes will be set there!

I want you to play 1950s starlet Barbara Payton, who unglamorously spiraled from fame to tawdriness, though at least she got a brilliantly frank memoir called I Am Not Ashamed out of it.

From the intro to the 1963 book:

"Barbara Payton slipped on the grease pole of her new profession, high-class prostitution, until she was concrete bottom -- the street -- and ended up selling her body for just $5 a trick."

Earlier on, Payton was all hooked up with movie star Franchot Tone, who got jealously beaten to a pulp by her other man, B-actor Tom Neal.

Some time after Tone got out of the hospital, Payton hurled a telephone at him and tried to kill herself on sleeping pills. (I guess she was sort of Marilyn Monroe meets Russell Crowe.)

That's all in the first few pages.

Wrote Payton in the book:

"I know I'm an old coot now -- dragged out, wine-soaked, prey for men's five dollar bills.

"I had a body that raised temperatures. Today I have three long knife wounds.

"But I look to the future. I have hope. I am not ashamed."

I actually think this role would be cathartic for poor Lindsay! Someone please green-light the magic before James Franco gets the part!

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Linda Boroff
Linda Boroff

John O'Dowd's definitive biography, "Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye: The Barbara Payton Story" is packed with never-before-seen photos of the star, interviews with her family, friends, lovers and co-stars. It's under option right now to producer Barrett Stuart. We're expecting great things of it!

John O'Dowd
John O'Dowd

I'm Barbara Payton's biographer, and in my opinion, Lindsay Lohan needs to get both her life and her mind healthy...and not play Barbara in a film.

People like Lohan and Charlie Sheen have the best medical care in the world available to them and it's a shame they can't find a reason to work on overcoming their addictions and straighten their lives out. Barbara had to fight her numerous demons basically on her own and I still believe hers is one of the saddest and most tragic sagas in all of Hollywood history.

John O'Dowdwww.hollywoodstarletbarbarapay...

Guest
Guest

This is great story. I didn't know about this person.

also I have started to feel sorry for Lindsay now that she's actually facing six months. I know she broke the law and shouldn't get special treatment but sometimes I think about all the jewels that are stored up in vaults that no one even sees and it's hard to think that little chunk of metal and rocks is worth six months. But the truth is she needs to get straight and start working again and she can pay for her things like I have to. lol What girls behind bars flicks could Lindsay star in? Maybe they could slip her a cameraphone and do it bootleg style.

latenitebump
latenitebump

is this story biblical? until she was concrete bottom--the street. sigh!i miss the old west village days!at least, she´s got Dick. some queens have to beg for it.

Melinda9
Melinda9

@ Movielover: (Keep messing this up - hope I don't triple post) I was more thinking of Barbara if she were alive today - first she could be on Intervention, then Dr Drew Celebrity Rehab, after that her own show Barbara: Off the Bottle, Off the Game. Then maybe Dancing with the Stars...Lindsay does seem like a spoiled brat, but young people are often clueless. I keep hoping she'll turn her life around.

Dina Lowhan
Dina Lowhan

I just got off the phone with her & she's not considering any roles 4 a bit; or until we know her fate. Besides my daughter is no 5 dollar whore, nor does she have physical scars. She's just researching for a hush hush role she's been working on 4 years.

Musto
Musto

So you somehow know what I really meant? Please. I think it would be a great part for Lindsay, OK? If it's a cautionary tale as well, fine, but Lindsay would be great in the part and I've always said she was a god movie star.

Vincent
Vincent

I sense this is more a Musto to Lohan "let this be a lesson to you," though he would never put it in quite that way (not enough snark). It's easy to make fun of Lohan -- heck, most of us have done it -- but when you get right down to it, it's a tragic story. And while I doubt she'll descend to the depths of a Barbara Payton because she probably is far better off financially than Payton was before her fall, one hates to see a life self-ruined.

Guest
Guest

She could always play Daisy Duck. She already has the lips for it.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I feel sorry for the celebrities of the past whose careers tanked and then couldn't get work anymore. Reality shows were invented for just this sort of person.

Movielover
Movielover

Like Michael's post about Show Biz being a hell, it's true, but it's a little hard to feel sorry for Lindsay! She seems like she was practically handed everything and her entire messiness is her own fault, not because she got old or didn't fuck the right person.

Movielover
Movielover

I just googled her image. Kind of a Judy Holiday-Anita Ekberg looking gal. She must have been on drugs or a drunk. Isn't hooker-to-star the trajectory? She got it backwards going from star(let) to $5 dollar whore! Maybe $5 was more back in the 1960s though.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Maybe Lindsay isn't the best choice, but it's a great idea for a film. It would probably have to be an indie though because mainstream Hollywood doesn't go for reality. In a Hollywood script she'd have to be a happy hooker or saved from the gutter by a Knight in Shining Armor.

James Early
James Early

The Barbara Payton story needs someone who can take it all the grisly way to its Freaks-like ending... Paltrow in a fat suit? Amber Heard likewise? Paltrow is the right ending age, Heard could do a young, voluptous Barbara. Gretchen Mol? That actually sounds right.

Pert
Pert

So now we know who Madonna ripped "I am not ashamed" off of.

Guest
Guest

I'm loving me some Barbara Payton, But this is clearly a part for Sharon Stone!!

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