More Photos From Calvin Klein's Porn Party!

CK is beginning to look like the late Leona Helmsley!  Both of them old jews with too much facial reconstructive surgery.  CK has been HIV positive for years, so I guess I can understand -- the facial wasting needs maintenance.

Calvin Klein should be in a horror movie.  He looks like an enbalmed corpse.

Photo 3- CK: Where am I?Photo 4- CK: Where am I? I think I just pooped myself.Photo 5- CK: Yep. I definitely pooped myself but I can't move. Such pretty candles. Is it my birthday?Photo 6- CK: Oh dear. No Anna.. don't put your hand there, love. I wish I knew where I was.Photo 7- CK: Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooops, I did it again.

Props to Cloris Leachman for finding a 21 y/o boyfriend.

You were right! Kudos.

So I guess you all agree with me now? I got crucified recently for writing that celebrating this relationship was not a good idea.

The crypt keeper must be delusional. Like that porn bitch wants to be with his decaying flesh. The stupidity of egotism and delusion!!!

Sympathy = none.

A 21 year old with PLASTIC SURGERY? why? and those eyes brows pretty much say to me ... TRASH.

Oh an look how "happy" that old geezer CK looks! MORE proof that money does not buy happiness.

Does Calvin know tyhat antoher rich guy like him and old too had his "lover" kill him?

I would be afraid to date a young hooker if I were him/

Wow. I actually feel bad for Calvin. It's all a little embarrassing. I mean, look at him! Look at those pictures! He's just a kid!! 21 years old!

I also feel for the people who HAD to go because of all the advertising revenue and power CK has. I'm sure most of them do not approve of this 'relationship' and laugh at the old man.

I have some experience with intergenerational relationships and, trust me, this one is not the good kind.

party in the front, calvin in the rear :D

The lighting at this place was horrible, as in WAY TOO BRIGHT! No one looks like they're having fun. Is that Daphne Guiness in the first shot with the skunk stripes? If so, not her best look. I'm so sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm glad Alec could make use of my invitation!

Check out this other batch of photos from the party, in case you haven't seen them.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/...

Calvin Klein? SHIT, I thought that was Joan Rivers!

Why am I so interested in these people??? Looks like a Felini film

The only one who looks like a real human and not some invention of a mad scientist's lab is Alec Baldwin.

BTW, would totally do Alec Baldwin. Hey, I've gained a couple too, don't judge!

The sad part is the man hos - smiling like they're going to be young forever. They can enjoy their moment in the ghoulish limelight, but I hope they're saving some money.

I clicked on the link, so now I know Johnny Torque is a top, except when he's being a top on the bottom.

Has Calvin had Cheek implants? BF could be Marci's son! hahahahah

The HORROR! And Calvin's facelift somehow makes him look older than I think he would look had he just left things alone. The cheekbones are just too prominent with the skin streeetttccchhhheeeddd so tight!

The guy in the white shirt IS another gay porn star. His porn name is Johnny Torque his real name is Adam Vigil. He works for Next Door Male a gay porn company known for hiring "straight" models. I'm sure Calvin compensated Adam very well for his services. How much do you want to bet that Adam/Johnny and Nick/Aaron were laughing and making fun of Klein behind his back.

the fab and real designers weren´t present? galliano, lagerfeld, gaultier, mugler, miyake, versace.no black models or other porn stars present, neither, but i´m happy for them both of them. calvin and dick.so, the message sent out by the party dwellers is: the the fashion industry supports porn?could this be the new spread in vogue? it´s about the bottom line.

The older crowd are both mindful of his advertising spend and loyal colleagues/friends (face it, we've all turned out for friends who've lost their minds), the two are not mutually exclusive, but oh to have been a fly on the wall of the Limos home...

I think Nick an his boyfriend, the guy with the white shirt in picture 2 and 4 look good together. I mean look how his boyfriend has his eyes on him in the cake picture. It is nice of Mr. Klein to support young love.

BOO!! Scary pics with bad lighting! German Chocolate cake does not typically call for complete frosting-just the top! Speaking of tops....can't even begin to imagine CK and the Boy-toy fighting for bottom night after night =(

Calvin always has that confused look in his eyes. Reminds me of the Alzheimers patients I used to work with.

Judging by the Facebook and MySpace pages it doesn't look like Mr. Vigil AKA Johnny Torque is into guys but I'm guessing he's into cash that geezers like Klein pay for guys like Vigil and Gruber. $50 says both of them are laughing and making fun of Klein behind his back. Sadly guys like Adam Vigil are more common then not these days.

http://www.facebook.com/profil...

http://www.myspace.com/f_u_p_a

Nothing sadder than an old queen....

Here are the deets on the other porn star there.

(NSFW)

http://queermenow.net/blog/joh...

and picture 7 definitely sounds like: "Yaayeeehh...uhhh...yeah. So happy...to...be...hereeerrruh...yeah."

lord jesus. Please somebody get the cheek pump!

Pornstar Johnny Torque AKA Adam Vigil is in pics 3 and 5. He is one of Nick's friends on facebook. I wonder how much Calvin had to pay him to come to the party as well. Johnny Torque (Adam Vigil) is the star of a pornsite called Next Door Twink which shows VERY young (but legal) looking guys.

I think some of the botox on these people got on me somehow.

Must be like having sex with a deflated skin sack.

Well, it's hard to get old.

Old Korean proverb:

The higher the monkey goes, the more it shows it's ass.

That pic of Senor Alec Baldwinsan is friggin' hilarious. He's totally sporting some sweaty balls!!! Loves its!!!!

Instead of a coat-check, this wrinklies-reunion required a walking frame check!

I'm surprised Calvin didn't throw this at Chuck E. Cheese considering the age of the victim... I mean, birthday boy. And is that the psychiatrist from Law and Order SVU on the left in the second picture?

Hockey Puck Cheeks....yuk.

Everyone is wearing black! Was this a birthday party for Nick Gruber, or a funeral for Calvin Klein's self-respect?

And that cake! Is that supposed to be "rustic" or was it slapped together by Nick and his little friends after naptime at the day care center? It looks dryer than... well... you know.

Gawker nailed it with this headline.http://gawker.com/5658752/dori...

I'm sure Nick Gruber is a very nice boy. But at the Korean nail salon in the West Village I frequent, I often see Calvin disappear into a back room with a male employee for a "massage."

Calvin looks like the Crypt Keeper. "Boyfriend" and "muse" are delusional fashion industry terms for rent boy du jour.

CALVIN KLIEN HAS SOME AFUL CHEEK FILLERS

What a turdpile of repulsive twats. And what's wrong with Calvin's cheeks?

Was Michael K there?

why doesn't that cake have any frosting? an abomination!