More Photos From Calvin Klein's Porn Party!

• CK is beginning to look like the late Leona Helmsley!  Both of them old jews with too much facial reconstructive surgery.  CK has been HIV positive for years, so I guess I can understand -- the facial wasting needs maintenance.

• Calvin Klein should be in a horror movie.  He looks like an enbalmed corpse.

• Photo 3- CK: Where am I? Photo 4- CK: Where am I? I think I just pooped myself. Photo 5- CK: Yep. I definitely pooped myself but I can't move. Such pretty candles. Is it my birthday? Photo 6- CK: Oh dear. No Anna.. don't put your hand there, love. I wish I knew where I was. Photo 7- CK: Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooops, I did it again.

• I think you kids are all going to get old one of these days (unless you trip on your superciliously bitchy tongues) and will perhaps regret the cattiness and meanness of these remarks. God. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a gay man.

• Well at least no one can say Calvin Klein is racist (regarding sex for hire partners)!

• Props to Cloris Leachman for finding a 21 y/o boyfriend.

• You were right! Kudos.

• So I guess you all agree with me now? I got crucified recently for writing that celebrating this relationship was not a good idea.

• The crypt keeper must be delusional. Like that porn bitch wants to be with his decaying flesh. The stupidity of egotism and delusion!!! Sympathy = none.

• A 21 year old with PLASTIC SURGERY? why? and those eyes brows pretty much say to me ... TRASH. Oh an look how "happy" that old geezer CK looks! MORE proof that money does not buy happiness. Does Calvin know tyhat antoher rich guy like him and old too had his "lover" kill him? I would be afraid to date a young hooker if I were him/

• Wow. I actually feel bad for Calvin. It's all a little embarrassing. I mean, look at him! Look at those pictures! He's just a kid!! 21 years old! I also feel for the people who HAD to go because of all the advertising revenue and power CK has. I'm sure most of them do not approve of this 'relationship' and laugh at the old man. I have some experience with intergenerational relationships and, trust me, this one is not the good kind.

• party in the front, calvin in the rear :D

• because that is the only one who is into him?

• The lighting at this place was horrible, as in WAY TOO BRIGHT! No one looks like they're having fun. Is that Daphne Guiness in the first shot with the skunk stripes? If so, not her best look. I'm so sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm glad Alec could make use of my invitation!

• Check out this other batch of photos from the party, in case you haven't seen them. http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2011/02/even_more_calvi.php

• Calvin Klein? SHIT, I thought that was Joan Rivers!

• Why am I so interested in these people??? Looks like a Felini film

• And where are Anna's and Donna's porn star boyfriends? That's the thing, Calvin Klein is not a trendsetter anymore. Back in the day they would have shown up with those Cuban twins who model, who would have of course had sex with each other at the end of the night. Debauchery isn't what it once was. Waaa!

• The only one who looks like a real human and not some invention of a mad scientist's lab is Alec Baldwin. BTW, would totally do Alec Baldwin. Hey, I've gained a couple too, don't judge!

• The sad part is the man hos - smiling like they're going to be young forever. They can enjoy their moment in the ghoulish limelight, but I hope they're saving some money.

• I clicked on the link, so now I know Johnny Torque is a top, except when he's being a top on the bottom.

• much worse!

• Has Calvin had Cheek implants? BF could be Marci's son! hahahahah

• The HORROR! And Calvin's facelift somehow makes him look older than I think he would look had he just left things alone. The cheekbones are just too prominent with the skin streeetttccchhhheeeddd so tight!

• The guy in the white shirt IS another gay porn star. His porn name is Johnny Torque his real name is Adam Vigil. He works for Next Door Male a gay porn company known for hiring "straight" models. I'm sure Calvin compensated Adam very well for his services. How much do you want to bet that Adam/Johnny and Nick/Aaron were laughing and making fun of Klein behind his back.

• the fab and real designers weren´t present? galliano, lagerfeld, gaultier, mugler, miyake, versace. no black models or other porn stars present, neither, but i´m happy for them both of them. calvin and dick. so, the message sent out by the party dwellers is: the the fashion industry supports porn? could this be the new spread in vogue? it´s about the bottom line.

• The older crowd are both mindful of his advertising spend and loyal colleagues/friends (face it, we've all turned out for friends who've lost their minds), the two are not mutually exclusive, but oh to have been a fly on the wall of the Limos home...

• I think Nick an his boyfriend, the guy with the white shirt in picture 2 and 4 look good together. I mean look how his boyfriend has his eyes on him in the cake picture. It is nice of Mr. Klein to support young love.

• BOO!! Scary pics with bad lighting! German Chocolate cake does not typically call for complete frosting-just the top! Speaking of tops....can't even begin to imagine CK and the Boy-toy fighting for bottom night after night =(

• Calvin always has that confused look in his eyes. Reminds me of the Alzheimers patients I used to work with.

• Nothing sadder than an old queen....

• Here are the deets on the other porn star there. (NSFW) http://queermenow.net/blog/johnny-torque-at-calvin-kleins-nick-gruber-birthday-party/

• and picture 7 definitely sounds like: "Yaayeeehh...uhhh...yeah. So happy...to...be...hereeerrruh...yeah."

• lord jesus. Please somebody get the cheek pump!

• Pornstar Johnny Torque AKA Adam Vigil is in pics 3 and 5. He is one of Nick's friends on facebook. I wonder how much Calvin had to pay him to come to the party as well. Johnny Torque (Adam Vigil) is the star of a pornsite called Next Door Twink which shows VERY young (but legal) looking guys.

• I think some of the botox on these people got on me somehow.

• Must be like having sex with a deflated skin sack. Well, it's hard to get old. Old Korean proverb: The higher the monkey goes, the more it shows it's ass.

• That pic of Senor Alec Baldwinsan is friggin' hilarious. He's totally sporting some sweaty balls!!! Loves its!!!!

• Oh, God, no... just some random Pacific Rimmer...

• Uhm... boy does NOT question he who pays the bill!!

• Instead of a coat-check, this wrinklies-reunion required a walking frame check!

• I'm surprised Calvin didn't throw this at Chuck E. Cheese considering the age of the victim... I mean, birthday boy. And is that the psychiatrist from Law and Order SVU on the left in the second picture?

• Hockey Puck Cheeks....yuk.

• Klein's daughter is the EP of 30 Rock...

• Everyone is wearing black! Was this a birthday party for Nick Gruber, or a funeral for Calvin Klein's self-respect? And that cake! Is that supposed to be "rustic" or was it slapped together by Nick and his little friends after naptime at the day care center? It looks dryer than... well... you know.

• I'm sure Nick Gruber is a very nice boy. But at the Korean nail salon in the West Village I frequent, I often see Calvin disappear into a back room with a male employee for a "massage."

• Calvin looks like the Crypt Keeper. "Boyfriend" and "muse" are delusional fashion industry terms for rent boy du jour.

• CALVIN KLIEN HAS SOME AFUL CHEEK FILLERS

• What a turdpile of repulsive twats. And what's wrong with Calvin's cheeks?

• Were these photos taken at Campbell's Funeral Home? CK looks like "morgtue central"Agree?

• Was Michael K there?

• why doesn't that cake have any frosting? an abomination!

• Now he's a "weight"-er.

• Alec used to be a waiter at Stdio 54 so he knows precisely what he's doing here: Thanking the Lord Almighty he's no longer a waiter at "Studio 54."

• Yikes! Late 20th century, early 21st century "look", sucks. Calvin was kinda hot when I used to dance a bit with him at Studio 54, but now he looks like the marionette they call "Madam". Ew. And the boyfriend is so bland as to look un-New York! Like a bumpkin just in off the bus at Port Authority. And shame on Calvin for allowing the 21 year old's face to be injected, lifted, sculpted, whatever! This crowd did have the notoriety back in the day, but the desperation of trying to still be relevant is showing on their faces big time. It's sad to see how these people think they look beautiful, when they look ugly. Real ugly. Not thier fault entirely though, as many others (with a much smaller pile of cash) also saubscribe to their aesthetic and succumb to the injections and so forth. All that's missing is a Crackberry in all of their hands, and you could put their picture in any dictionary as representative of "the au courant look" of the early 2000's. And how is Jocelyn Wildenstein doing these days??? Get real people!!

• Why does everyone look like unhappy rabbits?

• Why does everyone look so horrible. Wintour, Baldwin, Klein....the kid looks like he's already had loads of work done. It's all really ridiculous!!

• I see David Kuhn, Bob Colacello, Billy Norwich. Oh, the fun!

• There must have been a buffet.

• As I was scrolling my reaction to the guests that had gathered was "ok... sure... fine... industry... expected... wait, WTF IS ALEC BALDWIN DOING AT A DADDDY/SON INCEST FANTASY CELEBRATION?"

• To paraphrase Tennessee Williams in "The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone," what a collection of stately witches and epicene dandies.

• word. but it seems that alcohol takes a bigger toll than chemo.

• it's a goddamned tossup, but i'm going with karan, whose permatan and tribal flotation devices never succeeded in distracting the viewer from that schnoz from hell.

• Of all the porn actors in the world, why did Calvin choose this mediocre looking one?

• Anyone think Calvin looks a little like Michael Douglas?

• The exploding candle on the cake seems very symbolic, but I'm not sure of what.

• Musto, you were right in condemning this whole thing. We take it back.

• And Calvin Klein looks like the LIVING DEAD!

• This is obviously a pack of horny vampires locked into some kind of weird karmic death embrace in an parallel universe. Or something.

• Alec Baldwin totally feels out of place.... look at his facial expression: "WTF am I doing here?" :-DDDDDD

• These are very scary photos. They both look so plastic. What motivates these people?

• "Nick" actually looks even tighter than Calvin. In the face, that is.

• Who invited grandpa?

• Oh my!

• Um...again...when did Calvin start liking white guys, bottoms at that!? And it looks like the BF also got a few shots of botox for the event!

• the weird things is they both look like they've had too much botox

• All right, who looks scarier: Anna Wintour or Donna Karan? Answer: Calvin Klein!!

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