Really Real Reality Star Conversation Overheard

Christina Hopkins

I was in a celebrity volunteer group at God's Love We Deliver the other day with singer Adam Barta and Frank the Entertainer's Kerry Schwartz...no, wait. Let me pause for a moment and let you digest that much.

Anyway, in the midst of it all, I overheard this oh-my-God conversation between Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnik and Bad Girls Club Miami's Christina Hopkins, their words ripped right out of my remote control.

As my ears threatened to melt, I realized, "These shows ain't made up! This shit is real!"

Angelina: Oh, my God. Your extensions look so good.

Christina: I know. They're 22. I used to have 18.

Angelina: Did you have them sewn in?

Christina: Yeah.

Angelina: They look amazing. How much?

Christina: 300.

Angelina: And you have eyelash extensions!

Christina: Yeah.

Angelina: Why would you have that? Today, I was like, 'Fuck that. I don't want to put anything on.'

[Pause]

Angelina: But your extensions look amazing.

I could go on, but you get the idea. Oh, my God.