"What Is Going On in Egypt, Exactly?"
"I mean, I've heard about some kind of stuff going down there, but I just can't figure out what it is!"
This isn't a direct quote from anyone, but it's something you probably would hear in various bars around town, a lot of the clubbing populace not that big on reading about current events except for Happy Hour listings and occasional personal ads.
I mean, these are the people who think "the Middle East" means Iowa.
So what would you tell them?
How would you sum up the uprisings in Egypt for the missing-chromosomes bunch?