What's Michael Jackson Up To Lately?

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Not much, actually.

But according to renowned shyster, I mean spiritualist Sylvia Browne's latest piece of literature, he's in a much better place than Neverland.

The aptly named Browne channeled her longtime spiritual guide Francine--I'm not making this up (SHE is)--and came up with this heartwarming update about Jacko's corpse:

"We've never seen a spirit more ecstatic to be Home than Michael was when he arrived.

"He was met by a tall, ample woman with a sweet round face, but she had to wait to greet him because of the enormous crowd of his beloved animals of all kinds who were there to welcome him.

"Immediately after this ecstatic reunion, Michael did something that's very rare here--he ignored the Scanning Machine and Orientation most re-arrivals find helpful in their transition and instead gave a thrilling series of sixteen concerts."

Great! Maybe they can make another documentary out of that!

By the way, Michael is more emphatic than ever that he never diddled a child, yadada ya.

Oh, and his visage now happens to be the way he was at 30, before all the surgeries.

That's the only way they can tell it's not LaToya up there.

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Abraham Tribesky
Abraham Tribesky

I am Abraham Tribesky, 95-year-old psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars. My new ebook for popular consumption is "Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven." It's an electronic tome in which I reveal what dozens of my dead celebrity clients are up to in the Afterlife. Karen Carpenter, Ronnie James Dio, Brittany Murphy, they're all f***king here. All for $3.99 on Kindle. For more heart-rending details, go to amazon books and type in the g.d. title. Reporters seeking a free review copy, may contact: askdocparanormal@gmail.com

Phillip McKrevis
Phillip McKrevis

I could not be more in love with the piece!! Is Sylvia Browne one of La Toya's "Psychic Friends"

Janice
Janice

I have tried to post a page full of resources for movielover et al, to look at but they have not been posted. Why? because they prove MJ innocence without a shadow of a doubt. Media conspiracy still live and kicking.

go to you tube and see charles thomson and william wagener.

Janice
Janice

For those who wish to know the truth about Michael Jackson rather than the media sponsored agenda, respectfully I ask you to peruse these sources. FBI files found no wrong doing:

foia.fbi.gov/hottopics.htm "Was Michael Jackson Framed?" by Mary A. Fischer buttonmonkey.com/misc/maryfisc... "Michael Jackson Conspiracy" by Aphrodite Jones (full book online) taken from court transcripts: jetzi-mjvideo.com/books3-jetzi... Article by Deborah Ffrench: "The Making of a Myth" part 1 stereoboard.com/pdfs/Michael-J... FBI Files support Jackson's innocence; Media Reports Otherwise:

charlesthomsonjournalist.blogs...\innocence.html

Charles Thomson One of the Most Shameful Episodes In Journalistic History: huffingtonpost.com/charles-tho....\html

Michael Jackson: It's Time For Outlets to Take Responsibility in Covering the Rock Star huffingtonpost.com/charles-tho....\html

If Jordan had testified in 2005, Tom Mesereau was ready: vindicatemj.wordpress.com/2009...

Finally: The reality of Martin Bashir's duplicity: explosivemuzik.com/2009/07/01/...

Janice
Janice

For those who wish to know the truth about Michael Jackson rather than the media sponsored agenda, respectfully I ask you to peruse these sources. FBI files found no wrong doing: http://foia.fbi.gov/hottopics.... "Was Michael Jackson Framed?" by Mary A. Fischer http://www.buttonmonkey.com/mi... "Michael Jackson Conspiracy" by Aphrodite Jones (full book online): http://jetzi-mjvideo.com/books... Article by Deborah Ffrench: "The Making of a Myth" part 1 http://www.stereoboard.com/pdf...

FBI Files support Jackson's innocence; Media Reports Otherwise: http://charlesthomsonjournalis...\innocence.html

Charles Thomson One of the Most Shameful Episodes In Journalistic History: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/....\html

Michael Jackson: It's Time For Outlets to Take Responsibility in Covering the Rock Star http://www.huffingtonpost.com/....\html

If Jordan had testified in 2005, Tom Mesereau was ready: http://vindicatemj.wordpress.c...

Finally: The reality of Martin Bashir's duplicity: http://explosivemuzik.com/2009...

Janice
Janice

cawobeth

It is so sad to see people too lazy to do any research for themselves. If they did they would be shocked at the lengths of the likes of tom sneddon, diane dimond et al, went to in their bid to destroy michael jackson. As for jordan chandler and family and gavin arvizo and family they are the lowest of the low. They saw MJ as a meal ticket and nothing else they were too lazy to work for a living that is a reason for the extortion.

Lencatmac
Lencatmac

When will the banquet off of Jackson's corpse come to an end? Musto, for a guy who must have faced a lot of bullying in your childhood, you would think you would have grown up to be a more sensitive man instead of emulating the bullies who once bullied you.

Jackson worked his whole life trying to improve the lives of the impoverished, neglected and disenfranchised. He gave millions of dollars to charities around the world and visited children's hospitals on every tour giving gifts to the children and brightening their lives. He gave money to orphanages in impoverished countries and he also paid for a liver transplant for a child tha the doctors said was not going to survive. This child is alive today because of the generosity of Michael Jackson.

Watch this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...After you watch this video you will understand what this man was really about. Then the next time you write about him it will be with real knowledge and understanding of who he really was.

Cawobeth
Cawobeth

hey, Movielover and everyone else.All I can say is GET WITH the facts about these extortion cases over MJ .Just read the court transcripts from 2005.If you are too ignorant and/or lazy to do the research, then I care not for your opinions and kissing _ _ _ _ up to media !I don't have time to argue with you.Michael Jackson's music is honest. Listen, don't just hear it.

Movielover
Movielover

Cawobeth, can you tell me about facts regarding the millions and I do mean MILLIONS MJ paid to young boys and their parents to get them to drop law suits and keep quiet about MJ's naked antics with the boys which caused the boys' young dicks to spurt sperm? Is that clear enough or do you need accounts of the boys' depositions of the facts which have been printed in numerous places? Those depositions are transcripts that MJ and his legal team knew would be hard to refute in court. That he avoided charges doesn't mean nothing happened. Get a clue. We're not talking about his music. Plenty of people liked it, that's a FACT.

latenitebump
latenitebump

the fact that this family and others as you charge accepted the millions and i do mean milions says a lot about these people´s ethics if they were so concerned about justice and the welfare of children, particularly, their own.and when did you become part of the moral majority?

Movielover
Movielover

What are you doing up? Shouldn't you be sleeping off your late night bump? I'm happy I have morals too! They come to me naturally.

latenitebump
latenitebump

this is a my last response to MOVIELOVER below. i´m so happy that you have morals. PRAISE THE BORED!

i guess, it takes a pedophile to know another. yes, you were there. you saw it all, MOVIELOVER. you know all the facts.i wouldn´t want my children around you.

Movielover
Movielover

Didn't say they were sterling characters. Anyone who would let there pubescent son sleep over at a grown man's house, especially one with a rep for lusting for young boy flesh is nutty or looking to cash in, as they did. However, to proclaim that MJ wasn't hot for boy meat, never did any of that stuff, except maybe with his wife, Lisa Marie, etc., is just stupid. I rather doubt I could be considered part of the moral majority, seeing as I have morals. The "moral majority" are immoral.

Janice
Janice

For those who wish to know the truth about Michael Jackson rather than the media sponsored agenda, respectfully I ask you to peruse these sources. FBI files found no wrong doing: http://foia.fbi.gov/hottopics.... "Was Michael Jackson Framed?" by Mary A. Fischer http://www.buttonmonkey.com/mi... "Michael Jackson Conspiracy" by Aphrodite Jones (full book online): http://jetzi-mjvideo.com/books... Article by Deborah Ffrench: "The Making of a Myth" part 1 http://www.stereoboard.com/pdf...

FBI Files support Jackson's innocence; Media Reports Otherwise: http://charlesthomsonjournalis...\innocence.html

Charles Thomson One of the Most Shameful Episodes In Journalistic History: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/....\html

Michael Jackson: It's Time For Outlets to Take Responsibility in Covering the Rock Star http://www.huffingtonpost.com/....\html

If Jordan had testified in 2005, Tom Mesereau was ready: http://vindicatemj.wordpress.c...

Finally: The reality of Martin Bashir's duplicity: http://explosivemuzik.com/2009...

latenitebump
latenitebump

michael jackson LEGEND! K.O.P. for EVER!will always be remembered!like him or not!

Sakhi
Sakhi

People like you can not survive without using Mr. Jackson's name yet, can not respect this innocent man. This reflects your own ugly mind to the world.

Cawobeth
Cawobeth

"Not much, actually." ?? Hahaaa. There is always MJ news. Are you out of touch ?

"...that he never diddled a child, yadada ya." What pray tell is THAT supposed to mean.Since he was, IS and always will be innocent as PROVEN with FACTS over & over, I hardly find this something worth even mentioning. You, Mr. Musto need to get your references in order, let alone show some respect.Here's a factual ref. for you-One of the Most Shameful Episodes In Journalistic History...Huff. post 6-13-2010"all the surgeries" Do you know how many ? Of course not and NOT as many as media has previously portended, by the way.May I suggest that for your further articles, you don't refer to the perverse sensationalism, by much of media, over Michael Jackson as you guide to writing.

Movielover
Movielover

Cawobeth, you're deluded by your zeal. Like him or not, which I do (rather neutral) if you think he never did anything with any young boys, you're on the Cool aide. The man had many demons, no doubt. Had he been treated decently by his family, he would be a regular, black gay man. He became a very weird fellow and probably partly because of enablers and deniers of problems that were as plain as the nose on his face.

Joan
Joan

This is just plain stupid. Stupid of you to repost this info and stupid of Sylvia Browne to make up such trash to begin with.

Cawobeth
Cawobeth

"Making fun of it"What is so funny ?

Cawobeth
Cawobeth

"Not much, actually." ?? Hahaaa - - -"...that he never diddled a child, yadada ya." What pray tell is THAT supposed to mean.Since he was, IS and always will be innocent as PROVEN with FACTS over & over, I hardly find this something worth even mentioning. You, Mr. Musto need to get your references in order, let alone show some respect.Here's a factual ref. for you-One of the Most Shameful Episodes In Journalistic Historyhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/..."all the surgeries" Do you know how many ? Of course not and NOT as many as media has previously portended, by the way.May I suggest that for your further articles, you don't refer to the perverse sensationalism, by much of media, over Michael Jackson as you guide to writing.

Musto
Musto

Dummo, it's not an article. it's an actual excerpt from a book by a self-proclaimed psychic. I'm making fun of it. Get it?

Cherubim
Cherubim

This article is a new low for even you Musto.

Musto
Musto

"Bottom feeder of the Jackson family?" Meaning one of the first to call them out on their sad dysfunctions? Guilty as charged.

Urlildawg2
Urlildawg2

Michael Musto, the original bottom feeder of the Jackson family, didn't you use to be a journalist?

Phillip McKrevis
Phillip McKrevis

Michael has never been a journalist ! He is a raconteur, a bon vivant! Journalists go to Iraq, Michael goes to movie openings!

Francois
Francois

Layne=bitter old nightmare.

Layne
Layne

Stupid article and ignorant comments.

Movielover
Movielover

Layne, you ain't much fun. Why don't you stick to War and Peace or something serious and substantive enough for you?

Nibbs
Nibbs

"His beloved animals." Yeah all the ones he killed by neglect.

Movielover
Movielover

There is no end to the milking of potential money to be made on this DEAD person. So much has been said and written about him, but I think this "poor" guy didn't have a moments happiness. LaToya really does look a surgeried mess these days. I guess there is a lot of pressure on almost everyone to look fluffed, puffed, foofed and done. Glad I can age with the grace of someone who is not under scrutiny constantly, though I'm glad I can still get laid!

Tyrone
Tyrone

They have scanning and orientation in hell???

Leds
Leds

No clue. You'll let us know when you get there Tyrone.

Ridiculous article. Then again, after browsing through the author's other entries, one shouldn't be surprised...

Ehead
Ehead

"An ample woman with a sweet, round face." Liz Taylor?

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