Black Party Aftermath: Here's the Raunchy Stuff I Missed

Categories: ???, Nightlife

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My last week's column about the annual gay debauch called the Black Party related how I hung out at Roseland till 2 a.m. looking for the raunchy stuff, then came back at 9:30 a.m. because I heard that's when Sodom really hooks up with Gomorrah.

And all I could find was some oral action, a hand job, and a dark room where other shenanigans were going on, but you couldn't see it so it was like a tree falling in the forest. A very large tree.

But various sources have since told me what I missed:

Punching and slapping episodes (and not by Chris Brown).

A guy inserting an eight ball into some human orifice. (A hole in one, as it were.)

And a porn star and his boyfriend peeing and cumming on each other while in mid-air.

"It was very Cirque du Soleil," gushed an attendee, in all seriousness.

I am so appalled! That I missed it!

Next year, I'm propping my eyes -- and legs -- open and staying all night without a break.

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6 comments
Mark
Mark

Why the Brokeback Mountain picture?

Movielover
Movielover

Cause it's cute and they are such a hot couple! Like the Marlboro man with his boyfriend.

Jonster
Jonster

That trapeze act sounds pretty gross, esp. if they were swinging out over the audience. Worse than pigeons.

Roxette
Roxette

Yes, do an all nighter. But after a while you won't notice anything anyway because you'll be numb.

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