Charlie Sheen Is Fabulous!

Categories: Charlie Sheen

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That's the position I've decided to take in order to retain my sanity.

I mean, the man isn't going to go away anytime soon.

He's going to continue to seize headlines with his self-aggrandizing dance of pride in his idiocy, squirting water down our pants while beeping his big, red clown nose.

So you can either sit there and fume about it or just drink the Kool-Aid and go, "Fun guy! Let's hear what else he has to say!"

I'm choosing the latter option. Charlie is fabulous!

True, he recently called co-star Jon Cryer a troll for not coming to his defense. (Gee, maybe that was because Cryer lived in constant terror that the show would be jeopardized by Charlie's behavior, which it ultimately was).

And now, Charlie is leveling lawsuits against Warner Brothers, claiming he wants to marry a tree, and threatening live shows where he'll unveil his "torpedo of truth" (which I'd imagine is pretty small).

But rather than call the police, I'll be there, listening. He's worn me down. He's totally won. I'm on his team. I can't fight this rampaging parade of insecure attention-grabbing anymore. Yay, Charlie!

I even wish I was a hot young female tree!

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Dartagnon
Dartagnon

I've always been a fan of his and the arrogance is all part of the act ... or is it? Perhaps a few weeks in a hospital to check his "levels" or maybe a year of classes in how to be "normal", but still Charlie is an actor and if he's not acting now its still a good show. But I may never be able to watch 2 1/2 Men again ... unless Dana Carvey takes Charlie's place ... but even then I would have to check out the mix and see if it works as well as it did with CS.

Via
Via

I figure that torped of truth is a massive one... ~~ with an unsatiable desire to keep launching one to sea :) He's always had my ... ahemmm atttention ..... only now I think He should take it on the Sea ...on a Yacht~~~~ x lets seee his pale skin get a nice tan ~!

gerryvisco
gerryvisco

The photo of Sheen aiming his lizard at the news cameras did it for me. The machete sealed the deal. I definitely wasn't crazy about Martin Sheen before. But now I'm madly in love!!!

Randa
Randa

Shelley, you're delusional. You're quoting Kelly Preston!! The one who signed a deal with the devil to promote her marriage to John Travolta???? And when did she "date" Charlie?? Must have been a long, long time ago. How is her testimony more relevant than the scared hookers who are speaking from recent memory?

Besides, the old "drugs make people do bad things" argument doesn't wash or people who are rightfully convicted of putting knives to their wives' necks would be let off the hook (the way Charlie was, thanks to celebrity justice.)

F. Packer
F. Packer

Watch the "Sheen's Korner" videos (Pt. 3 and 4) and you'll see what a sick fuck this guy is. He's severely mentally ill, totally delusional, unfunny, and potentially dangerous.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I watched Part 3 but only got about half way through and couldn't take any more. (I did get a picture of him from a screenshot if you'd like a recent, super-attractive image of him, Michael)

Kenna
Kenna

Charlie Sheen has completely lost it. http://foodiegossip.blogspot.c... And when he get's "it" back and realizes how insane he's been acting, it'll take years to recover from that embarrassment. I think the show will see a 1000% improvement once they replace Sheen. He's the reason I haven't been watching the show.

Adiaz1102
Adiaz1102

I really like Charlie Sheen. I wish and hope he gets his life together so he can live a long life with his children and a loved one. I felt and prayed for Robert Downing Jr. when he was going through his demons. my heart and prayers to out to Charli Sheen now.Peace and Blessing to you.Maggie Diaz From the Bronx :-)

Lewd
Lewd

He's just fine??? That's his public persona. Behind closed doors, he's been known to terrorize a prostitute in a hotel suite that was ravaged and also to put a knife to his wife's neck. Many sociopaths can exude public (or professional) charm when they need to.

Shelley
Shelley

well drugs can make normally nice people do very bad things as many past drug users can attest to...Sociopath...I don't think so. Why are ex girlfriends such as Kelly Preston feeling compelled to talk about how nice of a guy he was when they were in a relationship...she's not the only one coming to his defense either.

Shelley
Shelley

I love how the "expert" Dr.Drew says he is a "5150" and needs to be locked up. Was he on the set when Charlie shot the funny or die Winning recipes skit? according to all there he was easy to work with, fun and super cooperative, certainly NOT 5150. Did he watch the Piers Morgan interview??, he was totally fine during that too. Even watching the whole ABC interview gave a better picture of him that the snippets they kept running of his Sheenisms. I've seen him in several interviews and radio call ins and he souns quite sane and in control to me. Listen this guy has all the naysayers fooled...he is gonna be just fine, he's not "crazy" and he is quite humorous. I for one can't wait to see and hear what he's up to next. he lives a fun life if you ask me. I'm proud of him going to Haiti next week with Penn to do some good down there...he may suprise you non fans in the long run. and I certainly don't believe he is near death as many claim.

Doc
Doc

I'm sure that's what YOU'RE concerned about all day.

franco
franco

You're definitely a victim of "DUH! WINNING SYNDROME".

Ehi, what about that quake in Northeastern Japan???

Helene
Helene

Cryer was on Conan last night with a cute response.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I think you're right, Michael. He's sticking with the whole Crazy Charlie thing and his full commitment is selling it. What an amazing guy!

timmmyk
timmmyk

He's picked up the nihilistic-ally self destructive mantle dropped by Sam Kinison and made it even more entertaining by snubbing and bad mouthing Howard Stern. Now he has to offend people like Joe Francis and all the Vegas bottom feeders to keep the momentum going. My question is: Will it be an alley, dumpster, toilet, crashed car, clump pf seaweed and debris at the beach, hotel room, crack house, airplane or elsewhere they will eventually find the decomposing body?

Paul
Paul

I agree. I think that's his objective, just wear every one down. I've noticed that the talk show are making less fun of him, and SEEMS more concerned about his well being. Charlie, get thee to a Nunnery.

Indri
Indri

Charlie might actually have something with that lawsuit, in which case he's not such a self destructing ninnie after all.

Dartagnon
Dartagnon

You're right ... if he goes through with it they are sure to lose something since this is California and Charlie is the "victim" and that mean old Chuck Lorrie is obviously a bad guy. Even if they settle Charlie should walk away with several million and royalties to lst the rest of his life. Charlie is sticking it to Lorrie for giving him a job but then Lorrie let his ego get in the way as did Charlie so they should both be sent to a corner to pout until they can shake hands and smile at each other without taking a punch. If they both had only had stricter parents.

Chaim
Chaim

At first I thought you'd lost your mind. But now I'm thinking you're right. He's fabulous! Yay Charlie!!

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