Dietrich's Legendary Schtup With JFK: I Have the Dirty Details

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Let's time-travel to the 1960s, when sex was just as wonderfully dirty, but much more shameful about it.

As you know, President John F. Kennedy slept with everything that wasn't nailed down, but one of his more glorious conquests was screen legend Marlene Dietrich, whom he romanced after inviting her to the White House in 1962.

(I guess he didn't want to spring for a room in a love motel.)

As Marlene is quoted as saying in Charlotte Chandler's new book, Marlene:

"Most of him was relaxed, but not all of him."

Ba-dum-pum.

"I don't remember most of what happened because it was all so quick," the screen goddess went on.

"Afterward, I remember saying, 'Please don't muss my hair.' 'I had a show to do later that night.

"I thought he was even faster than his father," continued Marlene, amazed.

"He seemed satisfied. Maybe much of it happened in his mind before he got there."

Or maybe JFK's main focus was asking the screen goddess if she'd really done it with his father, as JFK actually asked while zipping up!

"No," swore Dietrich in reply. "He tried, but I didn't agree."

What a pro. Always telling the men what they wanted to hear.


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11 comments
Damondevine
Damondevine

Why would Dietrich share this with Chandler? I have read three of Chandler's books and none of them seem entirely believable. She was not friends with Dietrich and Dietrich did not share things of this nature with anyone but her daughter and husband and maybe a few trusted friends. Chandler had Mae West WEEPING in her ludicrous "bio" on her. Be cautious of any real "details" coming from Chandler.

CMG
CMG

This explains a lot as to why neither Bobby nor Jack found it gross they were doing the same women. Papa Joe let them have his seconds!

Blue Angel
Blue Angel

A complete enigma, Ms. Dietrich. By all accounts, she was very proud of having gained U.S. citizenship and yet she ended her days in Paris.

latenitebump
latenitebump

remember! having "relations" doesn´t have the same connotation in puritan america as in europe. marlene was a head of time (woman). she was openly bi-sexual--(oops! forgot doesn´t exist) and had many gay male friends during the 20-ties in berlin, germany.

Movielover
Movielover

I recall in Maria Riva's book (her daughter and wrote the book w/Marlene) that Marlene kept her panties from the tryst and offered them for smelling that day to her daughter saying, "That's the president('s jiz). Lili Marlene did have a sense of humor I guess and she sure did spread a good thing around (her cunt, of course!) She said she liked sex with women better, "but you can't live with them!"

Jonster
Jonster

OMG. Dietrich was born in 1901 which means she was 61 at the time of this quickie. It sounds like JFK pissed on every hydrant his father did.

winniemc
winniemc

Was she trying to kill him with her vadge, too?

Catsup
Catsup

Well, obviously Marlene Dietrich was no blushing flower either. She did both generations of Kennedys (and probably even more than that).

Babar
Babar

OK, so he fucked Marilyn, Marlene..

No, wait. Who DIDN'T he fuck?

Movielover
Movielover

But she was a complete recluse in Paris, so if your cloistered in your quarters, doesn't matter where you are too much.

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