Don't Weigh Yourself Every Day!

Categories: Musto on Musto

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That's what a tablemate at the IFC upfront lunch at the Ace Hotel told me when I casually mentioned that I'd just bought a scale at Walgreen's.

The woman wisely said that the scale could easily start to drive you nutto if you slavishly live by its pronouncements.

And I'm nutto enough, thank you.

So rather than wake up every morning and gird your loins onto the scale, one should calmly wait a week for each weigh-in.

"Do it, let's say, every Monday morning," the woman (who's thin and willowy, by the way) recommended, from experience.

(And if there's still no change, I guess make it an annual occurrence -- and then maybe every decade.)

"But I mainly want to lose facial weight," I cried. "Is there a face scale?"

There isn't, it turns out, but my guru advised that I eat lots of foods with water, like lettuce and cucumbers, to flush me the heck out.

Oh, goodie. Those will go great with my wild boar parmigiana hero with waffle fries.

Can't wait till next Monday morning!

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9 comments
Jonny
Jonny

1. Definitely weigh yourself in the morning (sans clothing). If you weigh yourself at night, you'll have miraculously gained 5-10 pounds and you'll go to bed depressed!2. Don't buy a digital scale that talks. Nothing's more demeaning than to hear a robotic voice announce (to the world) your weight.3. When I gain or lose weight, the face, waistline, and chest are first to show it. Lose weight, I can be a model. Gain weight, I feel like I'm a sumo wrestler.

Rabbit
Rabbit

Another reason not to weigh yourself each day is that the amount of water you carry varies, depending on your salt intake. When I was younger, I would lose 7 pounds on my first day of dieting, and it was all water.

Carmen Miranda
Carmen Miranda

Ofcourse a SKINNY person will say that Michael, some of us need inspiration so w need a scale.

Pietro
Pietro

Here's a tip, disgusting but atill a tip: Always weigh yourself after you take a good crap & you'll weigh less!

Movielover
Movielover

My problem is, whenever I gain weight it goes directly to my dick.

Musto
Musto

I want to market a scale that lies by 20 pounds.

Chubbs
Chubbs

Does Walgreen's have a return policy? What a waste.

Patchouli
Patchouli

I think just diet and exercise and you'll know when you've lost weight.

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