Drag Queen Bitch Fight! Hedda Lettuce on a Rampage!

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Drag comic Hedda Lettuce generally wears green from head to toe, but lately she's been seeing red.

See, virtually the entire drag community (and myself) was recently assembled at Lips restaurant for a Project Achieve event promoting the search for an HIV vaccine.

That was pretty dramatic in itself -- but not as much so as the ill vibes going on between some of the drag queens who flash a lacquered smile while wishing they could rip each other's fake tits off.

Hedda writes in her blog about her fuming thoughts on the various gals:

About one:

"Four years ago, she referred to me as the boil on the butt of the gay community. Personally, I think she resembles the butt more every day."

Ouch. Waa. Mommy!

About another (who'd made a dissy reference to Hedda onstage):

"Boy, she was cranky onstage, desperately trying to make some witty banter and sadly falling on her face more than hitting her mark."

Yikes. Sheesh. Hmm.

And as for one more painted waif:

"She wore a pale pink wig, matted and suffering from some serious split ends. We should do a benefit concert to get her a new wig."

Yes, it can be called Project Weave!

http://heddalettuce.com/?p=4529

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apostleshadamishe
apostleshadamishe

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Dar5
Dar5

Brava, Dallas!!!!

Dallas DuBois
Dallas DuBois

Hey Michael and everyone, I was just forwarded her post on her website and then directed to Michael's blog. Rather than being upset by her negativity in the community, we should overlook such people and look at the good that comes out of the nightlife, the gay community, New York and everything we surround ourselves each day with. I have just begun to realize this and since have become more accepting of the different characters I see each day. I just wish that drag performers would not receive such bad reputations (i.e, bitchy, negative, "cunty", nasty, diva, etc) but it's posts like Hedda's that help fuel people's bad views towards us drag performers. In response to Hedda's paragraph about me, I kept it short and simple and to the point. Here it is:

"Hey. I am going to make this quick. Frankly because talking about it even further would be a waste of my energy and raise the negativity I wish not to have in my life.

I read your article about the Project Achieve dinner. We each have our own opinions and each can use our own voice in the community for whichever way we choose. I use it for awareness and education and to speak up about my HIV+ status [which is why I was being honored that night] and you use your voice to spread hate through the community. I barely know you and from the little that I know of you it's that you're a two faced person. Steve is a great person to talk to, but Hedda is someone I wish not to see/know. I'm glad you weren't dressed up at LIPS for the dinner. I wouldn't want anything as venomous, negative and toxic as Hedda to take away from the underlining celebration for the outgoing, selfless, brave and caring people like myself and my peers that were being honored that night."

-Dallas DuBois

Neneh
Neneh

Well, Sweetie had made that remark about her, so Hedda was just fighting back.

And similarly, Shequida dissed Hedda onstage that night, so again Hedda's fighting back.

As for dallas, she seems to like her, but just feels she needs a new wig.

Rabbit
Rabbit

Hedda has come a long way since her salad days.

Rankles
Rankles

Her blog is funny and done with humor but there's some definite anger there.

Movielover
Movielover

Ok, Hedda. You're pretty. But a question - why always with the green? Especially hair? You could look a lot better with more of a real hair color, actually any real hair color. Constructive critique, I hope.

Natali
Natali

Do you seriously not get it? Hedda Lettuce = Head of Lettuce, Lettuce is green...It's just her thing. Her schtick or whatever. She's the green drag queen.

Movielover
Movielover

I know, but she's been around for years (and years) and to keep beating that tired old salad thing, even though she's already established a persona, isn't doing her any good. She could just still keep the name and its humor/pun and go Ann Margarety red and look a lot better! Green is great for food or upholstery, but for hair it looks rather icky.

latenitebump
latenitebump

or sigmund and the sea monsters. but mama ooze wasn´t green.funny. beating that old salad thing. ann margarety red.

Dauphin15
Dauphin15

She could change her name to: "Tyra O. Salade"

Natali
Natali

Very true. But even though I hate the color green, I would never tell her to stop doing her thing. You're right that she's been around for years and years, and that's because she knows what she's doing.

Jonny
Jonny

Hell hath no fury like a Drag Queen scorned.

bervt colander
bervt colander

I'm shocked at her rantings. Times are hard even for drag queens, and not everyone can be as perfectly coiffed as the green vision in the photo.

rolph
rolph

Why do drag queens have to be so bitchy? Whatever happened to RuPaul "Everybody said love."

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