'Fuck You, Anonymous!': I'm So Sick of Mouthy Web Cowards
CLICK HERE for my rage-filled new column in which I screech a giant F-word at all the anonymous masses who vent their distorted views on a regular basis, just because their namelessness gives them a swelling sense of misguided power to go with their midsections.
I'm not referring to you people, mind you -- and even if I were, that's OK because cranky, Musto-hating comments here totally count as traffic, so please bring 'em on!
I'm referring to the identity-free wusses who post bilious, skewed "opinions" all over the web, just because licking their own balls is totally allowed.
Fuck you, Anonymous! At least I get paid for my bile.