Hilarious Rump Roast, I Mean Trump Roast

Categories: Donald Trump

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Remember when comedy roasts consisted of hilarious old Jews making pesky fun of each other?

Well, now, it's all kinds of people doing the same, but they all seem, I don't know...gay.

They out celebrities, make fisting jokes, and refer to Ryan Seacrest's asshole.

On last night's Donald Trump roast on Comedy Central, Whitney Cummings was even announced as "the drag queen of mean"!

And it was all still pretty funny.

Among the highlights:

*Lisa Lampanelli saying, "Marlee Matlin, you read lips. What is my cameltoe saying?"

*Snoop Dogg quipping, "Lisa Lampanelli loves to eat. If you want to fuck her doggie-style, just put a bowl of food on the floor."

Also...

*Snoop remarking about Trump's alleged presidential bid: "Why not? It wouldn't be the first time you pushed a black family out of their home!"

Gilbert Gottfried even turned up and made another 9/11 joke.

(He's probably lucky the roast was taped before the Japanese earthquake.)

Anyway, it's hard to imagine a gayer evening -- except for the Donald's ridiculous views on marital equality!

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26 comments
Kimberly Davis
Kimberly Davis

That picture of Trump is hilarious...oh how I wish Spy magazine was still around!

Movielover
Movielover

Did you see the issue of Spy that has Arnold Schwartzanager posing naked with his dick showing?

NextDoor Neighbor
NextDoor Neighbor

In asnwer to what you wore in that beautiful picture, you never looked better ! Also in responce to the anonymous thing, i'm with you Michael anonymous A-holes are just too bored & bitter with their own lives, i wouldn't pay any attention. Now to the roast, if it were'nt for Lisa the whole thing would have been a waste of time.

Movielover
Movielover

Lots of funny moments. Everybody saying everybody is gay. IS Seth McFarland gay? He's squinty eyed, but he is sexy.

F'd anonymous
F'd anonymous

The situation was painful to watch.

Movielover
Movielover

Not so easy to look at either, but seems a good sport. How could he screw Snookie? She is erection repellent for any man.

Milque
Milque

The Situation was a good sport, but pretty much bombed. His material petered out towards the end. Jeffrey Ross had to run to the podium and try to save it, but he couldn't.

Funniest was Marlee Matlin who said Jeff Ross wanted to date her but she said "jeff, I'm deaf, I'm not blind!"

franco
franco

She also said "Like The Situation, I, too have never heard the sound of laughter."

TV Steve
TV Steve

Jeff Ross spends more time on roast daises than Sarah Palin does on Hooked on Phonics. The Situation interferes w/ people getting laid so much his nickname should be The Time of The Month. Some people want Trump to run for president. This is like letting Tiger Woods give your wife golf lessons. Being Trump's Apprentice is like learning to mine in Chile. http://bit­.ly/fntXY2

Jonster
Jonster

I take it this was taped before his presidential anti-gay anything rant. What a doofus. His mouth looks like a donkey sphincter.

franco
franco

...a donkey sphincter???

You have been very forthright in the past by posting highly personal anecdotes Jonster, hopefully you'll continue.

I have a feeling there's a lot you can tell us about Juan Valdez, coffee enemas and other Colombian exploits.

rolph
rolph

Loved the joke about Kelly Preston's husband pretending to be straight.

ba ba booye
ba ba booye

That ginny wop from the jersey shore can eat a dick. He was as funny as seeing japanese surfing from there roof tops. I would punch that bitch in his face.

Movielover
Movielover

Hey fella, where YOU from?

ba ba booye
ba ba booye

Does that matter.

Movielover
Movielover

Your name calling and tendency towards violence may say something about your environment, where you are from. Or is it more your household than your town?

ba ba booye
ba ba booye

Fuck sara plains kid. Glad its retarded.

HAMMER
HAMMER

YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. SARAH RULES!

Movielover
Movielover

Being born into that family, hasn't the kid suffered enough?!

HAMMER
HAMMER

YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. SARAH RULES!

Movielover
Movielover

Hammer(toes). You are ridiculous and have taste for shit.

Dash
Dash

But Larry King's remark about his former costar was mysteriously cut. Hmm.

Povah
Povah

There were some jokes that pushed the line, like Lampanelli's about Sarah Palin's baby with the big head, and some comic's about how if Trump got cancer like Michael Douglas, no one would care.

But I have to admit I laughed.

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