James Franco's Brother: 'I'm Gonna Deep-Throat That Cumsicle...'
Dave Franco turns out to be a very sexy and funny guy.
It must be genetic.
In this "Funny or Die" video, James's bro faces off with Chris Mintz-Plasse in a "You're So Hot" showdown that has the two of them comparing ways they'll arouse each other, from the cumsicle bit to a promise of shoving Justin Bieber way up Dave's keyster.
Dave wins, hands down. (Or should I say "hands up -- your ass"?)
He's so fabulous that I've already dropped my plan to become a young female tree and marry Charlie Sheen.
Instead, I'm dying to go out with Dave Franco for some cumberry cocktails.
And after we're married -- with Bieber as the ring bearer -- I'll be a proud part of the Franco family, which is obviously the most liberal, gay-friendly American family since Dom DeLuise's.
Long may they rain on us!
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