Kevin Sorbo: Versace Had His Hand Up My Thigh

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Kevin Sorbo, the model who gained fame as TV's "Hercules," served up his misty memories of almost wearing Versace (meaning the man himself), as told on Sirius XM Satellite Radio's "The Frank DeCaro Show".

Sorbo said that after he got a job modeling for Versace in Milan, he got a phone call that night from the world-famous designer.

Continued Sorbo:

"Gianni said, 'There's a car for you, you come to my party.' So I go down there and I meet Pavarotti, Barbra Streisand, Richard Gere, Elton John, all these people.

"He invites me to these parties every day for a week, one after the other, and each party gets smaller and smaller and smaller. Eventually, it's just Gianni and me at a restaurant.

"All of a sudden, his hand goes up my thigh. I said, 'Gianni, come on, you know I'm straight.' He said, 'This is why I like you, because you're not a girly-girl, you're a man's man.'

"I said, 'Well, look, all my life I've been down this road and you're in this road.' Without missing a beat, he says, 'I build a bridge.' I've always remembered that. I just love that story. We remained friends. He was definitely my favorite designer."

Well, here's your chance to fill in your own punchline from the following choices:

The Bridge on The River Why

A Bridge Too Feh

The Bridges at Loco-Ri

The Bridges of Madison Avenue.

I'll stop now.

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16 comments
willam
willam

your columns make my day.

Gregorama
Gregorama

The Bridge of Size (Queens)?

Hollywood
Hollywood

...Oh fa' Christ sakes, send Miss Sorbo back to his West Hollywood Convalescence Home. Pellllease!

Jonster
Jonster

Pls do. Kevin Sorbo identifies as a "conservative Republican." (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Barbra Striesand
Barbra Striesand

I think Kevin dove in the tunnel ( Versace ) atleast once, those so called str8t guys LOVE attention where ever it may come from.

franco
franco

Il Ponte Di Rialto- the 'rise' bridge

Il Ponte dei Sospiri- the bridge of 'sighs'

Il Ponte dei Desideri- the bridge of 'desires'

Steve Reeves of 'Hercules Unchained' fame and other Italian epic fantasy feature films from the 50s must have left such a deep impression on young Gianni.

Rob in Philly
Rob in Philly

"He invites me to these parties every day for a week, one after the other, and each party gets smaller and smaller and smaller." Didn't he see it coming? The final party prior to the restaurant thigh reach must have been comprised of: Hercules, Versace, Richard Simmons, Liberace, and maybe Paul Lynde. And the week started with Barbra Streisand...

Movielover
Movielover

He's pretty sexy (even with clothes). So did Versnatchy blow him or what? Plenty of "straight" guys have been blown by motivated gay fellows and they aren't even in show biz!

Findingnamo
Findingnamo

I have to admit, I would have paid cash money to see the Polaroids.

Patr
Patr

"A bridge too feh" is genius.

This whole story makes me sick.

Bridey
Bridey

The bridge at RIM-agen.

Roberto
Roberto

I guess Andrew Cunanan wasn't a girly-girl and that's why Versace liked him. Sweet.

Neppi
Neppi

Bridge over VERY troubled waters.

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