The Five Best Celebrity Memoirs

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I've read every celebrity memoir ever written (except for Keith Richards') because I love the inside dish, the self-aggrandizement, the bitterness, and the gloating, not to mention the peek into what makes these artists actually tick as people and performers.

Of course some are more compelling than others, but these five -- my faves -- don't let you down:

(5) "Bittersweet" by Susan Strasberg. A sad life is unfortunate, but at least it makes for a really terrific book. Strasberg explores her weird parenting, deranged marriage to an actor, and bizarre career, all with dark wisdom and self awareness.

(4) "Getting It Through My Thick Skull" by Mary Jo Buttafuoco. She's the lady who was shot in the face by her husband's girlfriend. The story of her awakening makes for surprisingly remarkable reading. You'll feel shot in the face.

(3) "A Memoir" by Patti LuPone. A lot of this book feels like settling scores, and several times you end up siding with the person fiery Patti's mad at, but it's never boring. It's a gutsy, gritty exploration of the Broadway star's life, with a lovely emphasis on how she approaches the work and achieves her performances.

(2) "I Am Not Ashamed" by Barbara Payton. The '50s starlet went from sweeping into her own premieres in fox coats to turning $5 tricks and shooting heroin. Every word seems true, even if some say the ghostwriter made a lot of it up. Whatever the case, it's a sizzling read and an even greater cautionary tale than Mommie Dearest.

(1) "My Story" by Marilyn Monroe. Published after her death, this slender but substantive tome conveys the reality about Marilyn: She was a brilliant woman whose perceptions of people and what they wanted of her were absolutely on target! And in between skirt-lifting incidents, the gal had a real way with words!

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Rocktoxin1
Rocktoxin1

why no mm?

the long road out of hell - marilyn manson. crazier than any horror story someone could make up

Charity
Charity

I loved 'My Story' too. Very revealing, no matter how brief. I'm reading 'American Rose', the life of Gypsy Rose Lee. Terrific read and quite fascinating.

Lilith
Lilith

Julia Phillips's 'You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again' and 'Haywire' by Brooke Hayward are both almost painful to read, but funny and cathartic, too.

Kburns4068
Kburns4068

Great choice of books, when you consider how many one could choose. Phillipe Hallman took a great, great close-up of Diane, who returned it, signed by her, and subsequently signed by Halsman. I purchased the doubleweight photograph, framed it and love to see her next to Drew, photographed by Len Prince. A stunning family.

Pietro
Pietro

Jane Fonda's is really insightful and she doesn't hold back about her life or her inner life.

Arthur Laurent's is one of the best books about being gay and being in a gay relationship. He was gay when gay meant a wife named Phyllis.

Mia Farrow's has had a fascinating life with a juicy scandal and she's just weird enough to write a really good book.

Ellen Burstyn's is very strange and a little too intimate, which makes for a perfect story about someone whom you might not necessarily know you should read about.

Haven't read them in years but how about a shout-out to Lauren Bacall and Frances Farmer? That's six.

David
David

Ava Gardner & Memoirs by Tennessee Williams. I would never read Katharine Hepburn's though, what a bunch of BS.

Guest
Guest

Worst: Goldie Hawn's. All over the place, kooky, but not fun.

Nicestdionysus
Nicestdionysus

I loved Mia Farrow's WHAT FALLS AWAY. Bitch met everybody! And she's a damn elegant writer.

Similarly, Antony Sher is one hell of a writer and his autobiography, BESIDE MYSELF was so moving I read it twice.

Love LuPone, but I found her memoir a one-note affair.

rolph
rolph

OK, you've definitely sold me on Diana Barrymore's book.

Sounds much better than Diana Ross's "His Eye Is On The Sparrow" or whatever it was.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Diana Barrymore's "Too Much, Too Soon" does it for me.

Her father was boozing, womanizing stage and screen giant John Barrymore (he even tried to make her teen-aged schoolgirl friend, plying her with Brandy Alexanders).

Her mother was society bitch Blanche Oelrichs, of the Newport Oelrichs, whose pen name was Michael Strange. Strange, indeed. Despite three husbands, she was a notorious lesbian whose girl friend was children's author Margaret Wise Brown ("Goodnight, Moon," indeed!)

Her half-brother Robin's boy friend (after Tyrone Power) threw himself off the Empire State Building. Robin drank himself to death.

Diana was a debutante who hit the stage with little training, but a box-office name. She was the first of the famous-for-being-famous girls.

After six movies at Universal, she was Box-Office Poison in Hollywood. She drank and drugged her way all over the U.S.while doing plays, married three times, went through multiple trust funds and ended up, according to book collaborator Gerold Frank, "in a fleabag hotel where even the words on the men's room wall were misspelled. (Gerold did his research!)

Diana came up with the phrase, "Too Much, Too Soon," which is now part of the language.Basically, her friends say, she was a very sweet girl and bright, except about herself. And God knows she was colorful. (There's a Mike Wallace interview with Diana online that shows how naively nutty she was. saying one thing one moment and then contradicting herself. You can also find LIFE magazine pictures of her clowning with her father.)

She'd male a dynamite role for her niece, Drew Barrymore, who has Diana's heart-shaped face, but is much more glam.

At Universal, cinematographer Stanley Cortez told Diana she had an "interesting face: one side has absolutely nothing to do with the other."

Diana cleaned up her act for awhile, but not for long.

Not in the book: Diana's obsession with Tennessee Williams and her falling off the wagon when he and Kazan wouldn't let her play "Sweet Bird of Youth" in London. She went on a bender and picked up a trick who beat her up. (She'd goad men until they started slapping her around.) She was found dead at 38. Two of her gal pals, agent Viola Rubber and Essie Kupcinet, cleaned up the death scene and removed Diana's stash before the cops got there.

Drew, you're missing a good bet here.

Glamor
Glamor

In her younger pics she actually does look a hell of a lot like Drew. Or more correctly, Drew looks a hell of a lot like her.

Helene
Helene

Southern Dave - Sounds riveting - must read now! Also, I loved Bittersweet.

CMG
CMG

Ava Gardner's memoir. Very, very delectably saucy.

I admit I am a sucker for Kathy Griffin and Bruce Campbell's books.

Vodkastinger
Vodkastinger

LuPone's book is even better if you get the audiobook (which she reads) it's intense but I loved it as well

Movielover
Movielover

Swanson on Swanson by...Gloria Swanson. Very fab. You'll enjoy. I'm going to read Marilyn's.

Jmccarthy
Jmccarthy

Does Diana Vreeland count as a celebrity? Because D.V. is AMAZING.

Movielover
Movielover

DV book was good! Funny that she put calomine lotion all over as body make up and it came off on the men she danced with (touching each-other kind of dancing!).

Troofire
Troofire

Shelley Winters' first autobiography was terrific.

Denny
Denny

Yeah, "Haywire" is astounding.

Also love Liz Ashley's.

Helene
Helene

My favorites:Shelley: Also Known as Shirley / Shelley WintersHaywire / Brooke HaywardThe Quality of Mercy / Mercedes McCambridgeWhat Did I Do? / Larry RiversMemoirs / Tennessee Williams

Musto
Musto

I also read Amy Fisher's book, which almost made you feel for her.

Also, Hedy Lamarr's book (by the same guy who wrote Barbara Payton's). A really fun read, but Hedy sued.

Jonster
Jonster

Do you think Patti LuPone will ever forgive Glenn Close? Settling scores is right. Also, not very introspective, more reactive. But still, a Star. (I am ordering "I Am Not Ashamed." I've read all about her. Didn't know she had a book.)

Eyelet
Eyelet

Todd Bridges' memoir ties with Shannen Doherty's for most avoidable.

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