What Do You Do When You're at a Dinner Party...?

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And they serve something so bizarre you'd wear it as a hat before you'd ever consider consuming it?

I was just at a "Pop Art/Pop Up" dinner at the new Sanctuary Hotel, which is jazzily done up with all sorts of modern art references.

("That's art?" said a young person at the table, amazed. He was referring to Keith Haring smiley faces!)

Anyway, the first course was a "Jeff Koons Balloon Dog (Orange) 1994-2000," which consisted of carrot, Stilton, coconut, cardamom, and lemongrass.

It was basically carrot ices, and none too tasty, even for a balloon dog.

I tried to crush it into cold carrot soup, but that wasn't too delightful, either, so it just sat there, as waiters tried to pawn off extra ones on me!

Should I have done an I Love Lucy and looked for a potted plant?

Nah, I think I did the right thing by sitting it out and waiting for the next course (a "Damien Hirst" scallop and potato thing), which was considerably better.

The chef, 15-year-old Greg Grossman -- is to be commended for his dash and daring.

Similarly, the next night at Lair (201 Lafayette Street), the roasted bone marrow was too Flintstones for my taste, but the beef dumplings, mango and shrimp salad, and walnut-covered marshmallows were amazing.

God, I'm superficial.

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latenitebump
latenitebump

children! children!probably, many drag queens, transgenders, gays and lesbians died as a result of the tidal wave in japan. now, we have to worry if our faces are going to melt off in the coming months.hats off to you jane russell!

Celaviebrands
Celaviebrands

Musto thank you for your appearance at the "Sanctuary Hotel" and participating in the festive's

Monsieurpatric
Monsieurpatric

Michael Choux, Our dear Rrose Selavy in such a quandary would urge the frappee.

timmmyk
timmmyk

Yes, 'Musto,' we all have to stop our lives and cry crocodile tears to let the entire world ostentatiously and histrionically know we are sympathetic to the plight of others (or else we obviously aren't)and remove all joy, normal routines & cancel invitations,while remaining as miserable as possible while shrieking to some 'child labor' entity because a kid created a menu. Let's never get the point, subtleties, nuance, innuendo, meaning or plain facts of anything and constantly be killjoys because some dour frump has to weigh in and poop all over everything. Nyahhhhh.

Musto
Musto

Oh shut, up, dork. The blog ended with "God, I'm so superficial."I didn't present this as late-breaking world news. And if you care so much about world crises, perhaps you shouldn't be trolling gossip blogs, with the TV on the background. Just stick to your TV )(and don't switch to any shows with anything about food, gossip, or style)!

Phillip McKrevis
Phillip McKrevis

TruthHurts fancies him/herself the Sean Penn of Japan. I assume Truth is on the next flight there to set up a triage tent.

Musto
Musto

Timmyk, that wasn't supposed to be a response to you, but to the previous person. You're totally on my team and got it! Thanks for your response, which is hillarious. Sorry!

TruthHurts
TruthHurts

I'd have more sympathy about your free meal except CNN is on in the background and 500 people are lined up in Japan looking for ANY kind of food, so STFU, Musto.

Phillip McKrevis
Phillip McKrevis

And what are you doing to help those in Japan, TruthHurts?

M.A.D.D.
M.A.D.D.

WOW i didn't know when you had become a food critic but thanks for the info. I wonder if the city understads child labor laws in this case or if they're even aware this could should be at school instead.

Melinda9
Melinda9

15 year olds can often work with a special work permit. And maybe he goes to a culinary arts high school or something. Or maybe it's his hobby and he didn't get paid. We didn't get that information.

M.A.D.D.
M.A.D.D.

this KID should be at school.

Musto
Musto

PS: I showed up with a friend without having RSVP'd because I thought i wasn't going to be able to make it until after the dinner. They were extremely accommodating, so extra points for that!

Stritch
Stritch

15 years old? I'd wear it as a hat!

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