Charlie Sheen in Five Years

Just his going away would be sufficient for me.

President of NBC.

He'll be remorseful, but not too preachy.

To me he seems like a lucky dude unlike all of his fore-bearers that have o.d.'d and died. Many complain about his lack of genuine talent as compared to the truly Talented but maybe his great talent is simply not dying from his abuses...Good Luck to him; sadly when the showbiz ride ends for people like him it is usually a carpet-yanked- from-under-you type affair which makes empathic people feel sorry for smucks like him.

I didn't want to go for the "dead" because it's too macabre and besides, I think he will survive.

I'll have to go with the Celebrity Apprentice job. Reality TV will surely "save" him.

Great question! My gut feeling is that he won't be alive in 5 years. But I have to think about it more.

history!