Crusty Rose Marie Makes Rape Joke

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87-year-old Rose Marie is not only alert, she's as quick and saucy as ever.

Boyculture.com's Matthew Rettenmund tells me that the beloved co-star of The Dick Van Dyke Show (and a one-time Hollywood Square) was raunchily amusing at this weekend's "Hollywood Show" for autograph seekers, held at the Burbank Airport Marriott!

Yes, the enterprising ex-vaudevillian found a spot at the gala convention for the fame-challenged, amid an Oscar winner (Martin Landau), an Eddie Fisher ex (Connie Stevens), and a Mayim Bialik survivor (Joey Lawrence).

She even summoned the gumption to charge 20 bucks for signed photos, also gamely pushing her CDs on fans.

But perhaps Rose Marie's most memorable moment centered on her being wheeled into the ladies room to relieve herself.

When her helper wheeled her out, Rose Marie jokily exclaimed, "He raped me!"

How old-school.

How politically incorrect.

She probably charged 20 bucks.

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12 comments
Fatcat69
Fatcat69

this is the dumbest "article" ever, get a life Musto

MarkyMark
MarkyMark

I saw her perform live a million years ago, she was a hoot!

franco
franco

Hasn't the artist formerly known as Baby Rose Marie heard of DEPENDS undergarments and where did you find that photo at Celebrity Plastic Surgeries Gone Bad.com???

Movielover
Movielover

This is a great old broad who is funny and can (could) sing. Have to ask, is/was she a lesbian? Don't know much about her, but there is someone/thing Rosemarie on google all about lesbianism, but I don't think it's the same one.

Rambo
Rambo

No. Dated or married a male gangster.

Musto
Musto

Update: Rettenmund informs me that Joey Lawrence canceled. Maybe he didn't want to hear the saucy jokes.

Panchosays
Panchosays

Good for her! ...she can still get it up. (Her horney wheeler's that is). Three cheers for Rose Marie.

MSpeer
MSpeer

Love Rose Marie! She's a survivor!

Musto
Musto

I know I'm digging into the old Nick at Nite grab bag a lot today. In a matter of moments, I'll return to current events. Promise.

Darva
Darva

He raped an 86 year old broad in a bathroom??? Sick.

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