Kobe Bryant Fined for Gay Slur! I Know Which Epithets Are Next!

By Michael Musto Thu., Apr. 14 2011 at 9:30 AM

So leggy Laker Kobe Bryant has been slapped with a whopping $100,000 fine for calling a referee a "fucking fa**ot"!

This will change everything.

From now on, athletes are going to be mighty wary of letting their prejudices show as they dribble on the court and get into squabbles.

Suddenly they've been dealt the message that any moronically hateful slip of the tongue and it'll cost you big-time, honey.

As a result, their screaming matches will be way more delicate in nature.

We'll surely be hearing such non-heated epithets as:

"You take it up the ass...perger complex."

"Look, you dirty ni....ncompoop. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"You fucking cocksuck...I mean coxswain. Yeah, I was gonna say coxswain. It's in Gilbert and Sullivan. Look it up."

And the most non-heated of all:

"Why, you lowdown, filthy British name for a cigarette! [Awkward pause.]

"Which I'm sure is 'cigarette', just like here."

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Jimidalox

It's funny how Black Americans who are acquitted for crimes they've been accused of always remain guilty in the eyes of White Americans...considering the judicial system is inadequately use to prosecute black and brown offenders in overwheming numbers versus that of their white counterparts, you would think white people would see the justice system as being legitimate and accept the verdicts that are handed out in these case.

I mean, is it that far fetched to consider this young lady who was working a minimum wage job in a hotel, conjured up a scheme to accuse Kobe of raping her in order to obtain a settlement after having consensual sex? He is a millionaire, and unfortunately some women have done worse for less.

Wild Puss

Didn't he spend more than that on his wife to get her to stay with him and act like the loving spouse so he could keep on raping, philandering and lying?

Movielover

Mikey! I love it when you talk dirty!

Jonster

Kobe is a slab of spoiled beef.

Fudge

He only puts it back in his mouth so he can say the F word.

Amber Becton

Does he always stick his tongue out like that?

Movielover

He's thinking about cock.

Just sayin'

As much money as he has, will he even miss $100,000?

Dugaldo

What a lily-livered ScallyWag.

latenitebump

.i don´t think the fine was for the gay cause; moreso, the referee didn´t liked being referred to as a faggot. he´s, probably, christian.kobe should of called him a bitch-ass fucking faggot!and $100, 000 to mister kobe. what´s that? and even more reason to hate fags!

too bad he didn´t say he adored hitler. you know what happens next.

Cecil Beaton

Like I heard I TV last night...If you angry and this is where your mind goes for a swear word - you're a bigot - plain and simple! All those LA celebs fawning over this raping homophobe! Disgusting!