Madonna to Receive Special Oscar!

......as soon as i stop laughing.

THANK GOD because you just know that that brainiac, Kim Whoredashian, was next.

TAKE IT BACK MR. MUSTO, THAT WAS A HORRIBLE JOKE.

Madge, if she ever does get an Oscar, will win for a supporting role.

If she should get an award for anything it shoud be from Fed-Ex for all the business she throws them with her "adoptions" (oh and the "returns") etc..Fucking COW !

She was great in Shanghai Express, lol.

That was a dirty trick!

Ah! You had me!

you minx

She deserves nothing.She loves herself more then any human being ever could.

Her new movie is getting positive buzz and it's only in post production, not even edited yet??? Yes, we saw the director of her "Rain" video going to bat for her. That doesn't exactly spell special Oscar, now, does it?

The reality is that Madonna will, indeed, get a special Oscar... eventually. There will be enough successes to spin her worthiness:

Desperately Seeking SusanDick TracyTruth or DareA League of Their OwnEvita

And then they will mention the work she did with the likes of:

Uli EdelQuentin TarantinoWoody Allen

And then they will talk about the music she's provided to movies

(Too much to list.)

And then they will talk about any direction and production successes (of which we should expect a few down the road).

They can talk about the directors she's "discovered." (David Fincher comes to mind, but there were more.) And the movies that wouldn't have happened without her. (Frida comes to mind.)

And when she's one of only a few living legends a few decades down the road, this output alone will be enough to put together a five minute vignette celebrating her... well... celebrity.

Don't think they won't do it. It just won't happen next February. Of course, her new movie is getting nothing but positive buzz, so maybe she'll get a REAL Oscar. :)

The scary thing is that its not far from the truth, except that they'd probably pick some much more (ahem) "contemporary" actress in desperate hope of getting the kidz to watch.

She was fun in "Desperately Seeking Susan".

Actually, I was sure you were going to say that they were giving her the Thalberg Humanitarian Award. For, you know, adopting all those dark-skinned infants and what not.

Oh my god Musto!!! It is a long time since someone caught me with my mouth open on April First!

I believed it hook line and sinker....she gets the Oscar...and then the world explodes....

That is my version of the end of the world.

Thanks for the deep breathing

Xo penny arcade

Oh my god Musto!!! It is a long time since someone caught me with my mouth open on April First!

I believed it hook line and sinker....she gets the Oscar...and then the world explodes....

That is my version of the end of the world.

Thanks for the deep breathing

Xo penny arcade

You're Michael Musto, of New York City? Well, remember when you decided to "experiment" back in 1978? I came along 9 months later, and Mama left a note in her lockbox naming you as my Daddy. Daddy, I've been down on my luck lately, and was wondering if I could move in with you? Plus the old lady and our four kids. I just need some money to help out while I look for a job. We followed you home the other night and know where to go now. See you later, Daddy!

And in related news, the Tony Awards Committee has announced a Special Tony will be given to Madonna for her role in the original production of "Speed the Plow," for "starting the trend of bringing bad actors from Hollywood to the Broadway stage to help boost ticket sales."

I remember the late, great Stewart Klein's review of Madonna's acting in "Who's that Girl." He said, "Madonna's performance is.....'Horrifying'...." Gawd I loved that guy.

Most actors have 2 stinkers out of 100. Maybe has 2 GOOD ones out of 100.

you got me LOL !But still she's very good in "EVITA" & "dangerous game" and she even has an iconic film : desperately seeking susan :-)

I've just been James Franco'd!

I enjoyed Madonna in 'Evita.' She should have received an Oscar for making all those costume changes in one movie.

Well, I saw it and I don't agree.

I'm sorry but her performance in "Dangerous Game" went above and beyond expectations of Madonna's acting abilities. It was real, professional acting, but sadly most people never saw that film.

hahaha, you got me....good one!

Busted!!...I was thinking, "With this, I have lived long enough to see the World completely crap out..." You forgot to list her immortal presence in "Desperately Seeking Susan".Kudos for getting a really "believable" AFD prank over on some of us-you bad boy!

Ha! Got me. I had my outrage loaded and ready to fire.

Good one!!! I almost believed it. After all they gave one to Sandra Bullock.

now, back to my latoya jackson videos.

i knew it had to be! still good, tho! laughed all the way thru!who´s that girl? funny!well, if milli vanilli can get a grammy for an album they never recorded why not madonna for this miracle of sorts?!

nasty!

you got me. now, how can i get you?