Brace Yourselves for 'La Dolce Tootsie'!

By Michael Musto Fri., Apr. 22 2011 at 11:15 AM

If you thought Dustin Hoffman was dazzling as a red-hot mama in Tootsie, just take a gander at my own boobalicious self and the sizzling possibilities such a film project would prompt, as sure as I'd fool people in a remake of The Crying Game.

As you'll notice, Musto the film is "from the makers of Pink Swan" -- but in this one, I'd do my own dancing.

And tucking.

Thanks to visual artist David Kay for cooking up this crazy image.

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latenitebump

well! you look fugly as usual!

Southern Dave

Where can I get the poster?

As Bill Murray would say in YOUR movie,"That is one nutty columnist."

Musto

I don't think you can get it. It was simply concocted online.

David Paul Kay

Want a poster ? How many? :)

kaneblues

Mom?

Monsieurpatric

Michael choux, you're chicer than Dustin, better gams as well, who in retospect fares not much better or worse than CNN's Barbara Starr.

Jonster

"Queer Bitch Project," ha ha ha!!! Well Michael, when I want an instant lift, such as today, I go to Youtube and look up your co-starring role in the straight-to-video project: "A Little Respect HMI Redux" by Erasure. It makes me feel so good. I've watched it so many times, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face. I sit next to a minister's wife at work, nice lady, but she's been practicing her hymns for this weekend and I've got the headphones jammed on my head listening to "The Kings Will - Love, Against Homophobia" on Youtube. Whoah! A powerful, spoken word electronica video. Truth to Power). Love, Jonster