President Donald Trump In 2012

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Don't laugh. It could happen. After all California raisin, I mean California Reagan made it to the White House once, as I recall.

And Trump tied for second place in a recent Wall Street Journal poll of Republican potentials, as Ms. Palin's jaw dropped to the lower tundra.

That alone is pretty horrifying, considering the ultra conservatism of Trump's birther campaign, not to mention his virulent anti gay marriage stance and generally bloviator-ness and bad hair.

So what do we do if the worst case scenario turns true and he's not fired?

The obvious response is to blithely say "Let's all move to Canada," but moving is a pain in the ass and would it be any more aesthetically pleasing to live in the place that brought us Justin Bieber?

No, I have a far better solution:

Let's just stay home for four years and not read a single thing or even turn on the TV!

Go into heavier denial mode than Jennifer Aniston does about boyfriends.

Keep your head in the freezer and make sure it's well stocked with all kinds of rainbow sherbet and layer cakes.

Don't plug into anything going on, if you can help it, and pray it'll all end up a dream, like that whole season of Dallas (or like my last relationship).

And the same goes if Romney or Huckabee win!

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morristhewise
morristhewise

Experienced gamblers place their bets on lucky players. Trump is a guy that has thrown the dice and turned a few million into billions. He is most qualified to be at the dice tables for America, lets support a winning gambler.

Jeff_nycguy
Jeff_nycguy

Trump has more baggage than Miss Ross. He'll never get past Iowa

Joegnew
Joegnew

Most Americans are really misinformed (some willfully) about politics and their government, and many make their voting decisions based on all kinds of weird and irrelevant criteria.

If you doubt this, read some of the comments to this blog post.

latenitebump
latenitebump

why not? american politics is a media joke and circus.we have elected a wrestler, sonny bono, reagan, the terminator, drug-dealing/bootleggers palin (got her 15 minutes of fame).he would add more to the theatrics. would love to see when he meets with african leaders. he will propose to build hotels the world over. hotels in space. he will call everything trump. trump d.c. the trump house. the beauty contestants can lodge in the white house during pageant season. he can just fire everyone. and finally, he will get the job done in isreal!

Donald Haddix
Donald Haddix

We as americans need to take back our country. The government has had 4 years to go on a crack like spending frenzy of our money. We owe it to our children to vote in a business tycoon style president to get us out of a business style mess. So when it is time to vote put down the beer or bag of pretzels get up and exercise your US citizens rights and get to a voters booth and show washington they need us not us needing them. The one thing that scares them into caring what we think is us speaking up. I have a small business and every since Obama has been president i have been taxed too death, cannot walk into a bank without getting laughed out the door, and all my credit cards cancelled. I know that it is partly americas fault for living beyond our means, but to just give trillions to the banks with no strings attached???? Now the guy who has lied to us for 5 years wants re elected???? Really??? So get out there and vote, Study them all. I guarantee once you look at the financial crisis america is in you will vote DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!!! 2012!!!!!!!! Do it for your children and grandchildren! Take some online polls so he knows we care!

Guest
Guest

If Trump won and was allowed to "take the oil" there aren't going to be any children and grandchildren. I think his style might work in business but not in politics. No diplomatic skills. Look at his interview with Wall Street Journal. He's saying that we should stay in Iraq and "keep the oil."He would lead us into Doomsday.

Robert Burned
Robert Burned

His real name is Ronald Rump. Few know that he's won his position in life in spite of having been born with a butt instead of a head.

He drapes a toupee over it and employs a cartoonist to draw his face on in the morning.

Since all tycoons and all Republicans speak exclusively through their assholes, most people never notice.

Dutches of Windsor
Dutches of Windsor

instead of trying 2 screw us he should consider Haiti, they need good leadership.

Guest
Guest

I don't think he's likable enough to get the votes. I didn't know he was against gay marriage but I mostly know him from reading recaps of Celebrity Apprentice. (Did you see Nene go off on LaToya?!?!)That seems like a really stupid position to take for a businessman, but I guess if you're going to make an issue over Obama refusing to show his birth certificate then you might as well go all out.

But the idea that people need to get their heads out of their ...freezers... is quite true. I don't believe that we have a two-party system. It looks like two wings of the same thing to me. President Obama has vastly different views than Senator Obama did, debt ceiling being today's about face.

People that actually make racist remarks about Obama anger me greatly because they give the lockstep liberals the "evidence" they need to portray all opposition as ignorant. But Obama is a horrible president and it's probably only because of Sarah Palin that he's in office. If John McCain had had a realistic running mate it might have been different. I think it's all a set-up.

I'm far from conservative, but the liberals are such phoneys in my experience and sell us out every time.

Robert Burned
Robert Burned

Not only are you not far from being a conservative, you are a conservative. Why are you afraid to admit it, o Fan of Ace McCain?

Guest
Guest

Robert, I'm really not a conservative and what I said did not indicate I'm a fan of John McCain. What I was saying is that I feel that putting Sarah Palin on the ticket insured Obama's victory. Obama had Rick Warren, who equated homosexuality with bestiality, represent him as spiritual leader at his inauguration. Who's the conservative there? When Obama was asked at a Barbara Boxer rally about "don't ask; don't tell," he laughed and said "We're working on it fellas." Fuck him.

I would suggest you consider using phrases like "you appear to be" rather than "you are" if you wish to be more accurate. No hard feelings but you're reading what you want to.

Melinda, "when some guy tells you that he's going to restore sanity and then he proceeds to do the same things the previous d-bag did" exactly. That's why it's worse. He rode that wave of hope for change from the worst president we've ever had, and that was our opportunity, and he squandered it, first by appearing to be too conciliatory and later by actually endorsing the very policies he claimed to be against in his campaign, such as secret prisons. Shipping everyone from Guantanamo to some other hellhole isn't really what I thought he was proposing.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I agree that there's really only one party. I've been bummed about the whole Obama thing for a while. It's one thing when George Bush is a d-bag- you expect it, but when some guy tells you that he's going to restore sanity and then he proceeds to do the same things the previous d-bag did...I feel like I got taken by a master con man. I'm not going to be voting for president anymore - even if Donald Trump's the other candidate. Thinking about it today I realized it doesn't make any difference - they're all the same and they all work for the same people.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Oh, Movielover, I hope you're right.

But today's joke could be tomorrow's Commander-in-Chief.

Movielover
Movielover

With all the turds the repubs are offering, O is a shoe in. I don't think most Americans hate their country enough to do something like this out of spite. It seems like they are joking with the lack luster shit heads they purport to support.

Prezdent obama
Prezdent obama

si, senior, 20 million more illegal aliens speekin spanish will come to usa if i is re-elected. i promise dat!

i is prezdent obama and i approve of this message.

Bibbs
Bibbs

HE should go to Canada, not us.

Jonny
Jonny

From the looks of his hair-do, only one song comes to mind:

"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...."

Paul
Paul

He'd really have to do something about his hair!!

Robert Burned
Robert Burned

It lifts off, you know. There's a hideous nakedness beneath it.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I don't think the Republicans would go with Donald Trump. If they did, I don't think he could win.And if he did win, it would be the final straw for me, and I'd have to try to get residence in Canada. I made it through the Bush years and am now suffering the Obama years which for some crazy reason don't seem that different from the Bush years. But D Trump as President would be too much.

franco
franco

Vietnam draft dodgers have fared well here. You seem like a decent enough person and would be following a politically motivated migration from the US since the United Empire Loyalists moved north to oppose the American Revolution.

If you're uncomfortable with big city life, London or Stratford in Ontario, are great towns to live in despite Bieber being born in the former and raised in the latter.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Who am I kidding? Canada probably wouldn't take me.

elizabethcostello
elizabethcostello

Canada has their own dumb, tax cut-obssesed right-winger as Prime Minister, though, don't forget. Well, he was PM, until the opposition sank the government to get him out. But he may be back.

Perhaps read up on Canada first, and consider Brazil. Their economy is roaring, the men and women are incredibly hot, and you'd only have to learn mellifluous Portuguese to get your groove on!

Velour
Velour

Obama's an idiot? You might not like his policies, but he's obviously the most brilliant person in the White House in decades. Sorry you can't spot an intellectual when you see one. Racist much?

PREZDENT OBAMA
PREZDENT OBAMA

I want to thank youse for sayin I is an intellectual.

Yes, I is brilliant.

And, if re-elected, I promise to give amnesty to 20 million spanish speakin illegal aliens, and to lower the minimum wage to 50 cents an hour, so the United States can compete against communist China.

I is prezdent obama and i approve of this here message.

Robert Burned
Robert Burned

t's just a shame that Sherman couldn't have marched through the whole fucking South and not just that little part of Georgia.

Then we wouldn't have to soil our hands wringing your stinking Ku Klux neck.

Prezdent Obama
Prezdent Obama

I agree with youse.

Us black folk and spanish speaking illegal aliens on welfare who have lots of welfare kids gotta stick together.

I is prezdent obama and i approve of this here message.

Rapture
Rapture

Trump as Prez won't happen any more than Carl Lewis going out. But if Romney wins, there won't be enough denial in the world to save us.

elizabethcostello
elizabethcostello

Girl, Carl goes out but will he come out? That's the question!

Robert Burned
Robert Burned

We've elected two chimpanzees starting with Bonzo. Why shouldn't a talking derriere have a chance?

Oprah does Gayle
Oprah does Gayle

obama is an idiot---he lowered the bar for anybody as dumb as him to become president.

obama even makes jerk off jimmy carter look good

Robert Burned
Robert Burned

If he's dumber than you, he's definitely won the limbo contest.

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