Prince William and Kate Are Murderers!

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A friend of mine who stayed awake during history class way back then just had this startling observation:

"Why are we paying so much attention to royals like Prince William and his new wife Kate Middleton?

"Today's royals are descendants of people who basically killed to get their titles.

"Back then, it was 'might-makes-right' -- there was no democracy -- and murder was the way to the throne.

"So we're celebrating the descendants of murderers!

"They barbarically killed each other for power!"

Yeah, but wasn't the dress gorgeous?



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Graciela Martinez
Graciela Martinez

This is a very special message to Williams and Kate to ask them to save Lennox, the pet companion of a disabled 12 years old girl, a Belfast judge ordered to kill the dog. It's humanitarian, SAVELENNOX     www.savelennox.co.uk/x

Rick Shur
Rick Shur

Nations are just extremely large gangs. Ever since we left our cousins, the bonobo monkeys, and got out of the trees, we have needed gangs to build tall buildings in which to put our bananas.

Guest
Guest

It's all a fancy dress party to please the banksters and deflect attention from the government filling their nosebags. A very British way.

robin stelmach
robin stelmach

ok ,it funny this is posted but,i've been telling my friends this for weeks .one of my wifes relitives was lady jane gray,who was killed by the relitives of the royal couple in the 1500's. we , didnt even get an invitation.my wifes poor family had to seek refuge to america. if you don't believe me google lady jane gray.

Hailey
Hailey

America didn't Kill other human beings to conquer this land? I'm sure the majority of human being are hypocrites. He who lives in glass houses…She wasn't a virgin, they were college sweethearts and they already lived together! And there stood Camila parker Bowels, thats what floored me. She's been fully accepted into the modern Royal Family, something that simply wouldn't happen 30 years ago. Everyone knows Charles should have been allowed to marry her in the first place, except for the fact that the two terrific Sons wouldn't exist now. That is one reason there is so much joy people feel in this. Look there are clearly good people, so unless they have some rejected bastard children hidden away, give them a break. They will live lives of Philanthropy and will help millions of people. They exist to entertain and bring some fun and beauty to the world. These people don't run the country anymore, in case some of you aren't aware of that. As far as comments about slavery, don't young people realize that in a class structured societies of the past, everyone of every race was a slave if they weren't the top .0001%? You were lucky to be merchant class. Please study some history before you start making dumb comments.

David Beckham
David Beckham

the dress was horrible, just becuz it came from the help of a deaseased great designer doesn't make it fabulous. it was a stupid choice period !

corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

That's true for everyone with money. Why pick on the Royals?

Especially when you could be consulting with any semiotician to parse Harry's blushing at the altar. (Did he jump Kate's bones at some point or just those of Kate's sister?)

Bizy
Bizy

Ya, GET OVER IT. It beats talking about war or the other ... in the news. Catchy title for the article but come on . . and democracy? The Brits gave us the Magna Carta and a couple 'a dozen of those English philosophers espousing rights of the individual. You want to talk about those that are killing to get ahead . . history is history . . one can find greedy folks within theircity jurisdictions let alone today's monied folks that shipped US manufacturing jobs overseas.

kaneblues
kaneblues

Perhaps pointing the finger at others and accusing them of murderous past isn't the best idea right now for Americans. You know, that pot and kettle thing.

Canuck Monarchist
Canuck Monarchist

dear Michael;Methinks your friend slept through History class too, although he won't admit it. But as Timmie sagely remarked the present Royals are Hanoverians (Germans) - direct descendants of the Electress Sophia of Hanover. There was a murderous century and a half from the death of Richard II (1399) to the the reign of Queen Mary I (Bloody Mary), but the Lancastrian, Yorkist and Tudor DNA are much diluted now.

Blevy
Blevy

With all these rumors about the other kid being sired by James Hewitt, is it not as plain as day that good Prince Williams was sired by Mr. Ed?

Blevy
Blevy

Kate has nice teeth--and is probably nobody's fool. So, she can only enhance the very limited gene pool we are looking at here. I would also say she probably has a stiff upper lip, but alas, she has NO upper lip!

Theologaster
Theologaster

Great theater - and an absolutely beautiful woman whose maid was/is smoking hot in a proper Anglican ceremony conducted by a real dude, Archie Rowan Williams. All to the tune of .... what? ... 16 million pounds .... with a return of 100 million pounds? Best free TV I have seen in years! Long live the Middletons! And some astonishing hats!

Nellie
Nellie

Too right. Royals today- what a pile if crap. Hope no innocents get murdered...

hot for harry
hot for harry

Why does anyone give a shit about these to boring people. Now Harry is a whole other kettle of fish, he is hot probably because Charles is not his Father! I hope he never marries and has 20 children out of wedlock with 20 women moves in with a 60 year old woman and gets caught kissing Michael K from Dlisted who longs for his loins the way I do.

franco
franco

Just when "The King's Speech" created some empa-pa-pa-thy and go-go-goodwill towards the royal family, Musto pulls us back in.

MUSTO's descendants:

(1) English: topographic name for someone who lived near a piece of open ground used as a meeting place, from Middle English motestow ‘meeting’, ‘assembly,’ Old English ‘place’, ‘site’ (see Stow). The surname Musto is now found mainly in South Wales.

(2) Italian and Greek (Moustos): probably from Greek moustos, Latin mustus ‘must’ (fermenting wine), hence perhaps a nickname for someone who made wine. Combinations such as Moustogiannis ‘musty John’ are also found.

Talking about lechers and murderers, anyone watching The BORGIAs???

Fadsfasdf
Fadsfasdf

come on - they're descended from lizards from outer space, dude. Type O negative blood and all.

2Cents
2Cents

Um...any American who doesn't know that this country was founded on slavery, genocide, religious facsim, and stealing the land of others must have bought their history books at Disneyland.

Epac
Epac

Can someone tell me...what the f*ck is up w/ the British + their teeth??? I mean, seriously...

Timmie
Timmie

I hate to defend aristos who impoverished and starved my ancestors in Ireland for centuries, BUT...the present day royal family is descended from the Hanoverian (German) George I. He was invited to assume the English throne after the death of Queen Anne in the early 1700s because she left no heirs (not one of her six children survived to adulthood). He was a distant cousin and all that. All rather middle class actually. Though I've heard that Queen Victoria would cut you with the switchblade she kept hidden in her mantilla if you looked at her the wrong way.

BJF
BJF

Wasn't our democratic country founded on "might makes right?" We massacred countless Native Americans to establish and expand our democracy. At least the royals of the past weren't hypocrites and pretend to believe in democratic ideals. Now that I'm off my soap box- isn't Harry hot?!

Stu
Stu

Huge head, thin lips. Bad combo.

alexgeana
alexgeana

i love this picture, her head is so huge. She's like !!! I'm now royal !!

StudioPlaya
StudioPlaya

Oh pleeze a night of partying and get her in a bathroom stall and she'll be snorting coke candy and sucking cock like the rest of the crack ho's.

latenitebump
latenitebump

well! by tomorrow morning she´ll be a full-fledged woman if it´s on the schedule this evening.

Wings
Wings

Your logic is twisted but I know you're being satiric/ironic. The sad thing is, it's true that royal equals pig.

MSpeer
MSpeer

Oh, for heaven's sake. Get over it. And yes, her gown was a knockout!

Rip
Rip

This is all so true!1 What the fuck are we celebrating here but tyranny and deceit and violence??

yorkhugo
yorkhugo

We can thank them for slavery as well.

Orlyrad
Orlyrad

Actually, they [King George III] condemned slavery; we had the Revolutionary War to keep slavery intact in North America.

bizy
bizy

Slavery? Has gone on for hundreds of years through emerging civilizations and continues today through-out the world .

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