Roger Ebert Vs. Charlie Sheen!
This is a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
A ferocious showdown between a highly respected critic and a spiraling TV star.
See, I just got this Tweet from esteemed film critic Roger Ebert:
"Charlie Sheen made fun of my cancer because I dissed him in Wall Street?
"Dude, you ain't seen me in my attack mode."
Illin' Charlie mocked someone else's illness?
I'm on Team Roger for this one.
Go for tiger's blood, Rog.