Vodka Tampons Hit Germany!

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America is always ahead of the trends.

Teens here have experimented with liquor-soaked "vodka tampons" for decades!

But now this inadvisable phenomenon is finally hitting Germany, maybe as retribution for past transgressions.

Kids are apparently dousing their Kotexes with Absolut and shoving it way up themselves so they can get high without having tell-tale liquor on their breath.

Intoxicating, right?

But what these pussies don't seem to realize is:

(A) This practice can have a damaging effect on the vaginal walls, among other health risks, and it's not recommended by doctors--or even by friends.

(B) One whiff of your vajayjay and you've still got liquor breath!

But here's the really interesting twist on the whole thing.

According to this report, "Boys have also reportedly been using tampons anally."

Hmm, what kind of boys? The kind that have the Kylie boxed set?

Oy.

In any case, I pray I don't start finding a multitude of underage kids running around New York clubs with top-shelf open bars up their orifices every night from 10 to 12.

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11 comments
franco
franco

The claim that young women are using tampons soaked in vodka to get high is deemed UNDETERMINED by Snopes(dot)com, check it out.

Germany trails Finland who is mentioned taking the lead as far back as 1999 while the Scottish rock band Mogwai, who according to lore, while trapped in a European tour environment where hooch was hard to come by...etc., etc.

Musto
Musto

I thought it was maybe a hoax but it's been discussed on The Doctors and SVU. That doesn't mean it's not a hoax, though.

Melinda9
Melinda9

This sounds like one of those urban legends in the Teens Do the Darndest Things category.

Musto
Musto

Sorry, I'm learning every day.

Walking Abortion
Walking Abortion

"Hmm, what kind of boys? The kind that have the Kylie boxed set?" Straight guys shove things up their ass all the time, and it's actually quite pleasurable. It's pretty ignorant to equate butt play to OMG gay tee hee hee.

Dugaldo
Dugaldo

Dude I agree W. Abortion...

I have found though, that a little liquor goes a long way when it comes to str8 boy ass play.

Musto
Musto

Someone on Facebook just wrote: "This is your vajayjay. This is your vajayjay on vodka. Any questions?"

Wings
Wings

The they get pregnant and the baby comes out an alcoholic!

Linz
Linz

I prefer scotch.

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