Zsa Zsa Gabor to Become New Mother at 94

By Michael Musto Fri., Apr. 15 2011 at 4:00 PM

That's what her husband, the Prince von whatever, told CNN, in a fit of crazy optimism!

Apparently, it's going to involve all kinds of egg donors, surrogate mothers, sci-fi plot twists, and CGI special effects, but, hey, it could happen, as sure as her great niece Paris could become a Mother Superior.

And there's a bright side.

At least the doctor won't have to slap the baby because Zsa Zsa will already have taken care of that.

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Glamor

Zsa Zsa looks exactly as I would expect a 94-year-old Eastern European woman to look.

Movielover

But where's the booshka?

HollandReader

I've seen the prince at a certain Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood; he was there to pick up more than a cup of coffee, I think....

JoeyO'H

Price Von A-Hole is a disgusting human. He is certifued out of his mind. And to think he trolls down West Hollywood looking for frash boy meat while ailing "wife" spends her days in her Bel Air Road wasting away.

Movielover

How do you know about his trash trolling? Do tell!

DPoma

Well, the "prince" had to do something to pull the attention back to them since Elizabeth Taylor had the audacity to die and hog the spotlight. Adult Protective Services should be involved in that whole situation.....

Since the "prince" also claimed he might have been the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby before the DNA tests were made public, I believe he's a bit on the 'dotty' side. He's obviously in this for the $$ and attention.

Jonster

Zsa Zsa always wanted a boy. If it's another girl, she'll chain her to the sink and force her to work as her maid.

Phillip McKrevis

If they're getting an egg donor and a surrogate mother I don't understand where Gabor comes in.

Melinda9

She looks pretty good actually - I imagined someone small and withered up. But as for the baby thing - maybe he was kidding. I'm hoping anyway.

MSpeer

He's nuts. Here's Zsa Zsa, finally shown looking as we knew she did (hell, at that age, come on), and looking mighty human for a change. Why turn her last years into a circus? Well, I guess she DID marry him.