Zsa Zsa Gabor to Become New Mother at 94
That's what her husband, the Prince von whatever, told CNN, in a fit of crazy optimism!
Apparently, it's going to involve all kinds of egg donors, surrogate mothers, sci-fi plot twists, and CGI special effects, but, hey, it could happen, as sure as her great niece Paris could become a Mother Superior.
And there's a bright side.
At least the doctor won't have to slap the baby because Zsa Zsa will already have taken care of that.