"Sperminator" Arnold Fathered A Love Child!

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"Never meant to be. Love child -- not born in poverty ..."

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger pumped his iron over 10 years ago, and fathered a love child with a member of his household staff.

And that was instrumental in Maria Shriver recently saying "Hasta la vista, baby" to her pole-swinging caveman of a husband.


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And you can't say I was that far off track.

When we recently discussed the split on this blog, my main guess -- really going out on a limb here -- was his pussy hounding.

Oh, well. There's no way Arnold will say, "I'll be back." The marriage is as kaput as his film career.

I just pray he also doesn't somehow involve his other big catchphrase, "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

P.S.: At least Arnold has evolved to support gay marriage. It's just straight marriage he obviously has a problem with.


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corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

Since Ahnuld was never one of the family values, talibangelical Republicans I feel no more need to gloat about Ahnuld's arguably insensitive behavior than I did about Bill Clinton's.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark

There was also a full-frontal pic of him several million years ago in "After Dark" magazine; as Mae West would say, all that meat and no potatoes...

Melinda9
Melinda9

Why did Maria stay another 10+ years? Because she just now found out or because of his political reputation or because the final straw happened more recently?

Ted Kennedy
Ted Kennedy

 Maria stayed for all the kinky sex that a well hung Austrain whose daddy was a nazi could give her.  Whips and chains and a big Aryan weinersnizal for Maria the repressed Roman Catholic.

Movielover
Movielover

Ted, I saw Arni's dick in Spy Magazine.  His body was big, but his schnitzel was not that impressive.  Uncut, of course.  He was posing on a rock when he was "just starting out."  

JonnyOneNote
JonnyOneNote

 You mean he didn't find this woman on Craigslist?  For shame!

big butt michelle obama
big butt michelle obama

ANAL SEX-----if arnold had only done her up the butt every time, he wouldn't have had this trouble.....or maybe maria gave arnold all the butt banging he could  take?  after all, andy warhol thought maria had a big butt. 

Narf
Narf

 He can't use condoms or approve abortions. He's Catholic!! That's why he can just cheat.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Hmm...I'm seeing a Mel Gibson/Charlie Sheen type meltdown right around the corner.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

"Household Staff" code phrase for "Secret Cellar Harem Girls"

Now that we know Ahnold didn't use protection, I wonder if he ever gave Maria any STDs. hmm

All Maria needs now is a fantastic greedy divorce lawyer.

Warburton
Warburton

 Don't these people know from condoms or abortions--or staying faithful??

Divvy
Divvy

 He should have said "Hasta la vista, baby" to the love child.

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