Bestiality Books For Sale at 99c Store! (NSFW)

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The Atlantic City boardwalk is known for 99-cent stores selling the world's most affordable candy, fly swatters, and novelty ashtrays shaped like bosoms.

But a whole new bunch of trash must have fallen off the truck because the other day, on my trip to the Boardwalk Empire, I found a cache of bestiality books piled up right next to the children's fiction!

The book in question is called The Stallion Rides and Other Erotic Horse-Mansex Stories, and it makes Equus look like Secretariat.

Here's a particularly raunchy passage (yes, I bought a copy -- so I could quote it to you freaks, so hush):

"A huge stallion rears above us. He's black, save for his prick, which is a deep brick red.

"His prick rages.

"Babe Ruth's bats weren't as big as that cock.

"His balls contract madly. In slow motion, I watch his pisshole gape ..."

Well, you get the idea -- he's hung like a horse.

I just have one question.

Why do they always have to pin these fantasies on the gays?

Couldn't they have just called this The Memoir of Catherine the Great?


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Movielover
Movielover

Was that troo about Katey the Great?  I also read that the men in her court were required to lick her twat. Kinda of like dogs licking ass to say hello.  I know she liked French furniture, but was she really such a sex freak?  Not judging, but the horse story and the lick hello are a little...freaky.  Out there.  You know, French!

Whorey Mary
Whorey Mary

Evidently, she was known to have fucked quite a few horse-hung guys, but the appendages in question were attached to the guys themselves and NOT to their horses. I believe the poor woman died of a heart attack  while sitting on a toilet. Yeah, it is still not quite without the tee hees, but at least not as beastly as it was spread by her enemies  that she was crushed by a horse while getting "mounted".

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

 Remember Saturday morning TV's "Fury! The Story of a Horse -- and the Boy Who Loves Him!"

Who knew there was a sub-text?

Whorey Mary
Whorey Mary

 Poor Catherine, what an awful rumor to be remembered by everlastingly!

Musto
Musto

 The bestiality books were right next to piles of Dinotopia books for kids. Should have been next to "My Friend Flicka."

Musto
Musto

 PS: The next passage after the one I quoted:

"The initial blast of horse jism is..."

Well, you get the idea.

Howdini
Howdini

Y'know:  for kids! 

Rae
Rae

 Ha ha!! This is both hilarious and disturbing.

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