Bestiality Books For Sale at 99c Store! (NSFW)
The Atlantic City boardwalk is known for 99-cent stores selling the world's most affordable candy, fly swatters, and novelty ashtrays shaped like bosoms.
But a whole new bunch of trash must have fallen off the truck because the other day, on my trip to the Boardwalk Empire, I found a cache of bestiality books piled up right next to the children's fiction!
The book in question is called The Stallion Rides and Other Erotic Horse-Mansex Stories, and it makes Equus look like Secretariat.
Here's a particularly raunchy passage (yes, I bought a copy -- so I could quote it to you freaks, so hush):
"A huge stallion rears above us. He's black, save for his prick, which is a deep brick red.
"His prick rages.
"Babe Ruth's bats weren't as big as that cock.
"His balls contract madly. In slow motion, I watch his pisshole gape ..."
Well, you get the idea -- he's hung like a horse.
I just have one question.
Why do they always have to pin these fantasies on the gays?
Couldn't they have just called this The Memoir of Catherine the Great?