"Confirmed Bachelor" Congressman Shows His Abs

Categories: Politics

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He's quite a vision on the cover of Men's Health.

It's Illinois congressman Aaron Schock, looking like a regular at David Barton's.

But as he flashes his resort-ready abs for the world to see, you should know something about the Schock-meister:

He's a conservative Baptist and a rabid Republican who happens to be grossly homophobic!

He's against gay marriage! He's also against abortion!

But maybe the most interesting thing about Schock is that, despite his sizzling hot looks, he's totally single!

Yep, Schock is one of those "confirmed bachelors" who prance around while railing against gay sinners.

A real contradiction, perhaps?

Oh well. At least he advocates exercise and good dieting.

No doubt involving lots of protein.



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David
David

 Look who's riding on the gay train!  He has no problem stealing from our culture (come on--gym body, waxing--please!), yet throwing us under the bus at the same time.  Despicable.

FrankSalvo59
FrankSalvo59

I think he doest protest too much.  Can we say scared to be who he is.  I love a gay man in straight clothing. 

Bally
Bally

I beg to differ, I just blew him at David Barton . In the back shower

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

No one who spends that much time at the gym and is single can be completely straight. He's definitely in the 'Scandals to watch for' group. Watch for a wedding announcement now that this magazine cover has hit the stands.

Bniemic
Bniemic

He flaunts his abs in a cover photo. What a homophobic hypocrite!

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

All we have to do is wait. And probably not for long.

MSpeer
MSpeer

I don't care what he does, I don't like his politics. And exactly what the hell is this crap anyway? Publicity? Ego?

Paul
Paul

He's most likely another Jim McGreevy, and will sob into the TV cameras when he gets caught in a park men's room.

Tomfields47
Tomfields47

Give me a break. Dude just has not caught yet. Should have kept the shirt and mout shut.

alexgeana
alexgeana

he'll be spotted on Fire Island shortly.

Winston
Winston

His manboobs actually look a bit saggy for such a compulsive worker outer.

Jonster
Jonster

That has to be the tiniest little six-pack I've seen. They look like little breastlets, like he's been cross-bred with a Doberman. He should have 8 nipples!

Billy
Billy

He represents my district, pushes a lot of initiatives through, if you get my drift. I'd love to be on his staff...he's popular with swing voters too.

latenitebump
latenitebump

where´s the family values? is this appropriate for children? not very christian like. thall shall not lead into temptation. and isn´t men´s health a gay magazine?

the cover looks very sinful.

Winston
Winston

He does look might hot, though.

Clem
Clem

Another Charlie Crist? Schock denied being gay..but so did Charlie.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Oh boy, here we go again...yet he has no problem being a "cover"boy.

Musto
Musto

Hey, Dave. Can you email me at musto@villagevoice.com?

Norbr
Norbr

No, actually, AIR-BRUSHED !!

Melinda9
Melinda9

Yeah, his pecs don't match his abs. And I think those fitness magazines are notorious for overuse and misuse of photoshop on cover photos.

Bniemic
Bniemic

Tell us if Southern Dave tells you more about Schock. Anyone who's as rabidly anti-gay & homophobic--in his politics--as Schock is: should be outed if he's gay. He's a public figure. The public deserves to know any such hypocrisies in their elected officials lives.

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