Great Body, Bad Face: How Do You React?

Typical butterface...

It depends on what you "want them for."  If a friend, you think how lucky they are to have a gorgeous body.  If enemy, you gloat.  If sex partner, who really cares about their face, but I guess there are limits.  An ok face and great body is absolutely fine! I think better than an ok body and great face.  A man can be "too pretty" in the face (especially as they age) and also don't forget what about "blah, blah blah, but a terrible dick?!"

No wonder my NYC hotel lobby PC banned your site - lol

Sometimes you have to double bag. Put a bag over her head, and a bag over yours, just in case the bag over her head falls off.

great shot of sarah palin.

Once I was flipping through the channels and came upon the Howard Stern show. There was a bunch of women in bikinis with paper bags on their heads and I had to stop and see what that was about like a moth heading into a flame. It was the Miss Butterface contest - when the winner took her bag off they were groaning as if it was Quasimodo, but I saw an average looking woman. I've never forgotten the surreal feeling of watching Howard Stern and Rob Schneider pronounce on the ugliness of others.

You don't look @ the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire.

That's why we have the "fuck-buddy" category...it's sooo useful.

Touch their tits a lot, with eyes at half mast.

Just love their personality.