He's So Dumb....

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He has to get naked to count to 21.

It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.

He tripped over a cordless phone.

He has to go into a dressing room to change his mind.

He stole a free sample.

Yes, I've used these jokes more often than my ill-fitting jeans from the '70s.

So it's time to throw them out with the dishwater and get some spanking new ones.

Please give me some new "He's so dumb ..." jokes.

And make them smart!


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26 comments
agnifire
agnifire

He's so dumb that his nickname is Obama.

bperrucci14
bperrucci14

i'm so dumb i don't know how my name got on this page

 

Rabbit
Rabbit

He wears glasses to bed to see his dreams clearly.

He doesn't understand how a thermos keeps things both hot and cold (my own thievery from the Golden Girls).

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

He thinks Harry Connick Jr. actually talks like that.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks Oprah and Whoopi belong on the 10 Best Dressed List.

Musto
Musto

And the whole point of the post is that these are old jokes I've been using forever and I need new ones.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

He thinks he's being "refined" when says "I had a show on the Loogoo Channel"

Musto
Musto

One of them is from the Golden Girls (the first one). I'm quite open in my admiration of that show.

Young Scuba
Young Scuba

He thinks Kanye West is an African airline

Keating3232
Keating3232

Most of Musto's examples were used on "The Golden Girls" 25 years ago!

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks The Queen's English is what gay men speak.

robby
robby

he thinks A.A. stands for assholes anonymous.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks that's Tom Bergeron's real hair.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks Fox News is Fair and Balanced.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks Dukakis is a Jewish curse word.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

His favorite part of a meal is drinking from the finger bowl.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks Black Holes need spackling.

Roi
Roi

His name is Dubya Bush.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks Sherri Shepherd is a genius.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

He thinks London's Underground is a terrorist organization.

timmmyk
timmmyk

He went hunting but when he got on the highway he saw a sign that said 'Bear Left' so he turned around & drove home.

When he tried to iron his curtains he fell out of the window.

Momedycomedy
Momedycomedy

HE'S SO DUMB HE THINKS COUNT CHOCOULA IS ROYALTY!

Torti
Torti

He sits on the TV and watches the sofa.

Gypsy
Gypsy

He reads book reviews like they were books.

Alan Jay
Alan Jay

Joan Rivers said it first when she used to host on Fridays on NBC's Tonight Show. It was in reference to how dumb Willie Nelson is. I remember when it was said on The Golden Girls original air date thinking they stole Joan's joke.

j
j

Q: Why did the gay Greek man vote Democratic in the 1988 presidential election"

A: As he explained, "I no like-a the Bush; I like-a Dukakis."

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