He's So Dumb....

• He wears glasses to bed to see his dreams clearly. He doesn't understand how a thermos keeps things both hot and cold (my own thievery from the Golden Girls).

• He thinks Harry Connick Jr. actually talks like that.

• He thinks Oprah and Whoopi belong on the 10 Best Dressed List.

• Joan Rivers said it first when she used to host on Fridays on NBC's Tonight Show. It was in reference to how dumb Willie Nelson is. I remember when it was said on The Golden Girls original air date thinking they stole Joan's joke.

• And the whole point of the post is that these are old jokes I've been using forever and I need new ones.

• He thinks he's being "refined" when says "I had a show on the Loogoo Channel"

• One of them is from the Golden Girls (the first one). I'm quite open in my admiration of that show.

• Q: Why did the gay Greek man vote Democratic in the 1988 presidential election" A: As he explained, "I no like-a the Bush; I like-a Dukakis."

• He thinks Kanye West is an African airline

• Most of Musto's examples were used on "The Golden Girls" 25 years ago!

• He thinks The Queen's English is what gay men speak.

• he thinks A.A. stands for assholes anonymous.

• He thinks that's Tom Bergeron's real hair.

• He thinks Fox News is Fair and Balanced.

• He thinks Dukakis is a Jewish curse word.

• His favorite part of a meal is drinking from the finger bowl.

• He thinks Black Holes need spackling.

• His name is Dubya Bush.

• He thinks Sherri Shepherd is a genius.

• He thinks London's Underground is a terrorist organization.

• He went hunting but when he got on the highway he saw a sign that said 'Bear Left' so he turned around & drove home. When he tried to iron his curtains he fell out of the window.

• HE'S SO DUMB HE THINKS COUNT CHOCOULA IS ROYALTY!

• He sits on the TV and watches the sofa.

• He reads book reviews like they were books.

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