I Hung With Loni Anderson!
And the Brady Bunch! And the Munsters!
And Ernest Borgnine!
And oodles and oodles more!
Click here for my hilarious yet socially insightful column in which I detail my trip to the "Chiller Theatre" autograph convention in Parsippany, where Oscar winners, kitsch sitcom stars, and horror-flick oddities all allowed the obsessed masses to kneel at their thrones for a mere 20 bucks a pop.
I was in Nick at Nite heaven -- and while everyone else paid for head shots and signatures, I pushed my way into absolutely comp exchanges with ...
Rae Dawn Chong!
Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka!
I'll shut up now.
(Photo: Angelo Pitillo. And way more photos to come later today.)