If You Could Have Dinner With Any Five People In History...

Morgaine Le Fey, Queen Boudicca, Attila the Hun, Celopatra, and Mary Magdalene. I am thinking the topic to start of with would be Sporks. Are they spoon or fork or just some lazy person's excuse to not use more than one utensil or a environmental minded persons idea to save on water, soap, and garbage? Then for the fun topics :D 

Marie Dressler, Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickens, Mae West (thanks for reminding me, CLD), Judy Garland

Mae West, Paul Lynde, Michael"Mutcho" Musto, Victor Bruno Filho and Taylor ( from Penn and ... )

all my old friends who died of AIDS

larry levan, julius caesar, cleopatra, nina hagen, and rainer werner fassbinder. and for 6salvador dali!

what about Joseph McCarthy?

Ruth Gordon, Thomas Jefferson (always, a crush on the red head), The Buddha, Ovid, my late mother. 

My partner of 20 years that passed away in 2010, Kurt Vonnegut, Rita Moreno, David Sedaris,  Martin Luther King Jr., 

Gore VidalHermione GingoldNoel CowardBea LillieGeorge Cukor

Oh, Jonster, Marion Lorne is such a GOOD choice!

Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Jack Black, David Spade, and Dick Cheney (hopefully sooner than later).

Groucho Marx, Eleanor Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, James Dean, Mark Twain. Is tuna noodle casserole too gauche?

The Lindbergh baby ( eats only Gerber's, limiting the choice of venue.)Pamela Digby Churchill Hayward HarrimanJohn the Baptist (eats only locusts and honey, further limiting the choice of venue)Jeffrey Dahmer (with food restrictions)Fabian (In his 1962 body. Preferably nude.)

(and under the table: Truman Capote)

Michelangelo, Truman Capote, Nancy Kulp, Denny Fouts, and Marion Lorne.

Randy macho man Savage, Alfonso Bedoya, Mutunus Tutunus, Irving Fazola, and Stan S. Lavski

Samuel Beckett, James Joyce, Frederick Douglass, Susan B. Anthony, and whoever wrote the plays of Shakespeare. RE Harvey Milk, one of your ex-colleagues, Richard Goldstein, was asked by Voice editors if he was really sure if Harvey was gay before saying so in a story about his election. How are you sure?, they asked. "I fucked him," Richard said!

Bette Davis and Joan Crawford -- I want to sit between them!

Barbra Srteisand, Shirley Maclaine, Patti Lupone, Lauren Bacall and Elaine Stritch with Bobby Short playing the piano in the background.

Barbecue with Joan of Arc

George Orwell, Patti Smith, Ernest Hemingway, Orson Welles, and Paul Robeson.  I want to talk about art, music,  the modern left, and the Spanish Civil War. 

Noel Coward, George S. Kaufman, Tennessee Williams, Dorothy Parker and Jean Kerr.

And I'd sit there and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Jesus; First question to ask him: Why so many people had to die in his name.

Thomas Jefferson to ask him to please expand on the division between Church and State . . . and put it in writing.

Martin Luther King, Jr. to make him aware of our president.

Leonardo da Vinci to ask him to paint my portrait. This would give us more time to talk than just over dinner. 

The most learned official scribe from the ancient library of Alexandria, Egypt to ask him to write down any cures for illness which were destroyed with the library and anything else he feels are vital and were lost to the fire.

Jack Nicholson, Geraldine Page, Federico Fellini, Katherine Hepburn, and Alfred Hitchcock

Ethel Merman, Judy Garland, Carol Channing, Judy Holiday and Gwen Verdon.

I think that I would like to have dinner with Prince, Ray Charles, Jimi Hendrix, My paternal great grandfather and my maternal great grand mother

Are you sure that the Joan Rivers and Joan of Arc are actually two different people? You might need to find out because you could be short a guest at your dinner party.  ;-D

Stephen Tennant, Nancy Mitford, E.F Benson, Garbo and....hmmm a tie between Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde!

Hitler, Bin Laden, Mussolini, Stalin, and Reagan--just to see what made them tick.

The Spice Girls!