It's a Lint Brush And A Vibrator!

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Have I got the one-stop shopping device for you!

It's called "L'Intimate," and it's described as "a hidden pleasure" courtesy of some madcap, bizarrely spelled manufacturing label called Misschivus.

And l'enough of the thangs fell off the proverbial truck for advice guru Robbyne Kaamil to have rounded them up as giveaways for Daniel Nardicio's S**t Show last night at Bowery Poetry Club, where we all went home really happy.

Here's how it works:

On the outside, "L'Intimate" is a lint-removing brush, so it's perfectly acceptable in fine places everywhere.

But open it up -- as you would a Russian doll -- and there's a freakin' vibrator in there!

Merry Christmas!

Says the box -- I mean the cardboard one -- this secret stash of faux penis allows "women to keep their private pleasures private" and enables them "to enjoy gentle, worry-free satisfactions anytime, anywhere."

Which begs the question:

Isn't it more embarrassing to be seen with a lint brush than a vibrator?

I mean, shouldn't this thing be the other way around, so the vibrator is on the outside?

And furthermore: Women?

In any case, I gamely gave the multifaceted device a whirl last night and found it a remarkable way to clear up two problems at once:

There's no more angst in my pants and no more lint up my butt!

Thank you, Misschivus.



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pet food
pet food

If your dog has a longer, more flowing coat, such as that found on a golden retriever or lhasa apso, use a medium or soft bristle brush with long, widely spaced bristles. Follow by brushing with a wire-pin brush, and use a slicker brush to remove tangles.

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

I'd buy it. It could hide stealthily in my underwear drawer or suitcase that's being searched by the TSA.

Also, this:

Says the box -- I mean the cardboard one

Hilarious.

@JoeWatchesTV
@JoeWatchesTV

I dunno, could be a vibrator for your dog, too.

Freak
Freak

Finally, a product for both my sexual and sanitary needs.

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