Bin Laden Should Have Been Put On Trial

Categories: Politics

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That's what some people have been saying, annoyed that one of the biggest psycho serial killers in history wasn't give the proper extent of the law, plus a gift bag!

Well, in the future, here's how I say we should deal with such situations.

Let's indeed grant all cuckoo tyrants a trial.

And they should even get a court-appointed lawyer totally free of charge.

(After all, these people have generally been living on the lam in various caves, running away from anyone who might be ticked off about their acts of mass destruction, and they can't honestly be expected to have kept up a very good line of credit.)

And that lawyer should always be ... Marcia Clark.

She's the one who couldn't get a "guilty" verdict on O.J. Simpson despite a Himalayan mountain of evidence including his abuse history, his attempted escape from cops, and shitloads of DNA!

With Marcia on their side, nutjob despots will surely lose.

And then we can just shoot 'em in the head!



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kaneblues
kaneblues

Bin Laden received his justice.

franco
franco

BIN LADEN - MORE DANGEROUS DEAD THAN ALIVE.

Gleeful Americans are rejoicing that the man credited with the monstrous crime of 9/11 has been killed after a ten year search. More thoughtful ones may stop to ponder the remarkable Quixotic drama of a single man who set out to overturn the mighty American Imperium.

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Today, the nearly bankrupt United States is spending hundreds of billions annually waging small wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Yemen, and the Sahara. Grotesquely overblown military spending and debt addiction are crippling United States. That is why the ghost of bin Laden may be smiling.

copyright Eric S. Margolis 2011

Go to Eric's site for the complete article.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Thanks - I'll check it out.

Melinda9
Melinda9

They wanted to kill him and dump him (if that's indeed what happened) quickly rather than keep him around as a rallying point for Al Qaeda (and even more importantly, didn't want him to get a chance to say something damning about the Bush Administration).

Nibbs
Nibbs

Marcia was too busy looking sexy for the courtroom, and flirting with Christopher Darden, to put up a good case.

Dangle
Dangle

Great idea. And Marcia could use the work!

Jessehymietownjackson
Jessehymietownjackson

Al sharpton and the tawana brawley lawyers should have been osama's lawyers----al could have accused president obama of masturbating to osama's photo, just like he accused a white d.a. of masturbating to a photo of fugly tawana.

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