Osama Bin Laden Dead! Dubya Responds!

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So the word is out that Osama bin Laden--the walking bad hair day who hid in caves and plotted international violence, coming off sort of like a Dr. Seuss character via Adolf Hitler--was finally killed by a U.S. bomb.

Well, I have it on pretty good, semi-reliable, shaky authority that George "Dubya" Bush is rejoicing even harder than when he got to the end of that My Pet Goat book.

And here's what he's supposedly saying...

"I told you we'd get him!"



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Southern Dave
Southern Dave

So I guess Donald Trump will now be asking for bin Laden's death certificate.

Alonzo1242
Alonzo1242

HAHA! BIN LADEN IS DEAD THATS GOOD FOR HIM THANK U OBAMA

TomDegan
TomDegan

Here's something you can take to the bank:

Within less than a week, a whole new cottage industry will arise from our otherwise screwed economy that will deny that Osama bin Laden has been killed; that the president manufactured this whole thing to bring his approval ratings up; that Osama was actually killed by the Bush administration four - five - whatever - years ago. I can just hear them now:

"SHOW ME THE DEATH CERTIFICATE!"

"THEY THREW HIS BODY INTO THE SEA? HOW CONVENIENT!!!"

Fasten your seat belts, boys and girls! Here come the Deathers!

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Tom Degan

latenitebump
latenitebump

if that was true white people in america would be rejoicing like at a lynching celebration in the old days.

Kyle
Kyle

Allegedly after killing him, the CIA, known for its respect of Islam and other cultures, instantly buried the body at sea. Yeah, sure. My bet is Obumer is being set up and this will blow up in his face like the Bay of Pigs did for JFK.

Tartine
Tartine

Trump wants to see the death certificate.

osamasoldkidney
osamasoldkidney

We are in mourning. (er, he's been dead for years, but it's a slow news day and a certain military force has to make a hasty exit outa Afghanistan quick before $$ run out) So here's an obitury from Gaza: Osama Ian Bin Laden - He was a good man. A great father. A loving husband, and wonderful son. An all round philanthropist and humanitarian. He funded and led the Mujahaddin to expell the Soviets from Afghanistan in the 80's. He won and Purple Heart and and Emmy. He used his powerful connections with the family business (Saudi Bin Laden Group) to build infrastructure, roads, electrical grids, housing throughout Sudan. He fought against the corrupt regimes of the Emirates and Arabia who were puppets of Western domination - "Whats our oil doing under your sand?" - Finally, he and his rag tag crew of towel headed misfits managed to terrify into bankruptcy the entire western world, elude capture by the mightiest military force in the history of the planet yet continue to operate for 9 years a deadly terrorist organization from a high tech moutain cave headquarters that somehow managed to survive being carpet bombed into oblivion with bunker busters.This man is a legend and was much richer than Donald Trump.

Stovepipe
Stovepipe

I doubt that Dubya's answer will be much different your satirical one.

Proudgayirish
Proudgayirish

What an ass

On Craigslist now, guys are advertising: "Let's fuck to celebrate the death of bin Laden" ! There is nothing that won't make men horny !

Diva
Diva

Anyone think the reason Dubya never really wanted to kill Bin laden is because then he'd have to stop the war in Iraq?

Roi
Roi

HAHA!!

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