The Kardashians Need A Title!

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Here's your chance to finally give back to the Kardashian sisters for all the cultural elevation their artistry has provided you.

They have a novel coming out in November, and it's a real stretch -- it's about "three gorgeous celebrity sisters."

But what they don't have is a title.

So they're asking their fans to come up with one, if you don't mind.

I have some really strong suggestions, totally free of charge:

Don't Buy This Book!

Why Are We Famous?

Our Father Helped Get O.J. Off

Or seeing as their names are Kim, Khloe, and whatever, how about:

Life With KKK.

Any better ideas?


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puck30
puck30

"Yes! We Have No Talent"

S. Hole
S. Hole

Want to Buy Our Tits? (We Did!)

victoria abu
victoria abu

HI,i would love you to name this book after ur beloved daddy,for his memory to last for ever.NAME IT RODASH.

gailparenteau
gailparenteau

Three Girls and Their Brother: A Novel by Theresa Rebeck  is a work of fiction and sight unseen I'd bet it's muchbetter written. It's actually hysterically funny and has loosely veiled celebs, sex, drugs and inside off-broadway theater in the story.

mjm
mjm

Fifteen Minutes

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

The Downfall of Bruce Jenner .... the Tragic Years

franco
franco

Les Twat Grâces: Hot, Tepid & LukewarmClose Knit Kennel of KuntsThis Gilded Age Of Kindred SpiritsTake Us At Ass ValueAll That We Can't Leave BehindLooking Back In Astonishment!Not Our Father's, Our Mother's PlanRyan's WhoresWhat Did We Do To Deserve This?- R. J. Seacrest, Co-author

Rabbit
Rabbit

Valley of the Dulls

jonster
jonster

Kocksucking with the Kardashians

Natali
Natali

Sorry Michael, but I think this one's my favorite! ;)

MSpeer
MSpeer

Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

Trash

The World as We Know It is Coming to an End 

Natali
Natali

The Krappy Kardashians or Krappy Karkrashians, because watching them is like watching a horrific car crash. It's tragic, but you just can't look away.

Wings
Wings

"Like Our Booties?"

Musto
Musto

PS: Thanks to our own Gregory Moore for this tipoff.

Abel
Abel

C*nts

Natali
Natali

I think you mean K*nts

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