Who Should Play Bin Laden?

• Javier Bardem

• A male concubine; a boy-toy. I think it's a Persian term, but we all know there are no homosexuals in Iran.

• I think we owe it to the world to cast Sacha Baron Cohen. The irony is delicious.

• Santino Rice.....think about it....

• Adrian Brody.

• What's catamite? Is it like vegimite? Don't know what that is either, but I think you eat it.

• Harvey Fierstein? A Jewish gay drag queen would be perfect! Picture Osama in a pink satin burnous, having private parties like Valentino's Sheik of Araby, and indulging in the venerable Arab tradition of taking a catamite pleasure-boy to his tent for the night!

• Ya. Gloria Steinhem's step son (Christian Bale) playing Osama - The classic scene will be him handing a couple of box-cutters to his underlings who've just graduated from flight training school in Florida saying to them "Take these and destroy America!"

• Lily Tomlin.

• Hillary Swank Alan Cummings

• ellen

• I want Molly Equality Dykeman. Here mullet would look great with the beard.

• Michael Choux, on thorough second thought, Hillary Swank, and here's why. She can play male. She dies, impresses the Scientology voting block once more and achieves a third Oscah! The very thought.

• Michael Choux, In two words, Kathy Bates.

• joaquin phoenix, in a comeback move, natch.

• Caviezel, please!

• Jeff Goldblum would act the fuck out of it for sure!

• Cate Blanchett

• Edie Falco

• Mel Gibson's Beaver Puppet

• Gary Oldman

• George Spelvin.

• james St james

• I'm hearing a lot of love for Adrien Brody, Mel Gibson, John Turturro, Sean Penn, and Sasha Baron Cohen. But I'll go with Christian Bale. Or Adrien Brody. Or Mel Gibson...

• Bette Midler's already played him, in her sitcom.

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• Albert Brooks

• Jim Caviezel, so there'll be all this controversy about the guy who played Christ playing Bin Laden. Can't fail!

• Thank you for not including Charlie Sheen!!

• Charlie Sheen of course.

• Hugh Laurie

• OK, Christian Bale has it in the bag.

• No Robert De Niro?

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