Bad After-Sex Etiquette Alert!

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A lot of guys have it!

Even straight guys!

According to a new book called The Little Black Book of Big Red Flags:

"How a guy treats you right after sex can be just as important as how he treats you during it.

"Turning on SportsCenter, checking his e-mail, or simply saying something irrelevant, like 'I think I'm going to buy a water purifier,' after he was just inside you, is off-putting to say the least."

It's so true!

The moments immediately after sex are a sensitive time, a delicate window of opportunity during which all that acceptance should not suddenly turn into devastating rejection. Just because you came doesn't mean you can emotionally go!

The book even quotes a woman who remembers:

"'When it was time for bed, whether we'd been fighting or just had sex, my ex would stuff a pillow between us so that I couldn't touch him during the night.'"

Eek! Red flag? That's more like a banner filling the sky.

I'm staying solo, thank you.

Especially since most people don't like it when I postcoitally roll over and put the pillow on my head.

Anyone have their own bad after-sex etiquette stories to share?



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21 comments
London escorts
London escorts

I have seen couple of causes in which men didn't used condoms and become sex offender. I till never faced any etiquette after sex.London escorts

Pinkiechet
Pinkiechet

Romantic until orgasm and then indifferent.  Jekyll & Hyde.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

As long as they don't put the pillow over my face ...

jonster
jonster

"Can you stay for breakfast" are the coolest five words if you really like the person.

Queer Heaven
Queer Heaven

one guy did the deed then told me he "needed to leave and walk his dog"

Vatoslocos4ever
Vatoslocos4ever

Once, someone rolled over and demanded, like a gay Archie Bunker, "make me a sandwich"... just like that! He got up real quick and left when he saw my face.....

timmmyk
timmmyk

Once, after diddling a HS JV Football coach who was wearing the HS name( a town in Nassau County, LI ) and his status as JV Coach on his windbreaker, he got himself together,  yelled, "OK, Break!" and clapped his hands together then ran away in the opposite direction from me. This was, I think, 1986, a block or two from Uncle Charlie's in the Village.

OhioOrrin
OhioOrrin

this is exactly why one pays a hooker...to leave!

Nibbs
Nibbs

The worst is a bad blow job followed by "Wasn't I great?"

Charles
Charles

Damn, am I supposed to talk afterwards? Reminds me of the old adage: 'I don't pay for sex. I pay to have them go away afterwards.'

danielle
danielle

The sudden sound of "snoooooooooooooore" before any actual words are exchanged. I know you're tuckered out, but still.

The most recent one would just say, "that was cool," every time for the last 5 months. That's all. It's no longer cool. I've moved onto significantly, erm, cooler sexcapades where actual sentences flow with the same swift ease as the juices were swapped.

Matty
Matty

"I wish I would've used a condom"

Rock
Rock

I had a boyfriend who'd roll over after sex every time, as if "I got off. Now it's over." It was the relationship that was over.

Redondo
Redondo

"I'm buying a water purifier" is usually not the first thing I think of right after I have sex.

danielle
danielle

You just described my life.

danielle
danielle

Worse -- "I don't know what happened to the condom, but I didn't want to ruin the mood by saying anything."

danielle
danielle

 That's the only thing I think of after sex.

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