Cocaine Comes In Drinkable Form Now

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No more tooting it up your nose or -- if your schnoz is overused -- your other orifices.

This time, it goes right down the gullet -- but don't worry, it'll still make your eyes pop!

Sorry, druggies, I'm not talking about actual cocaine.

As the warning label on the can states:

"This message is for the people who are too stupid to recognize the obvious.

"This product is not intended to be an alternative to an illicit street drug and anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot."

It's a "high-caffeine energy supplement," OK, morons?

And if you still want to drink it, you might very well still be an idiot -- though you might find it utterly delightful with your Morphine perfume and a Tina fish sandwich.

P.S.: I learned about this stuff at Daniel Nardicio's Sh*t Show last night, where Robbyne Kaamil and Bianca Del Rio guzzled so much Cocaine they looked like the Lohan clan.


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Serb Eres
Serb Eres

cool that you dont have to snort it, but either way IT'S STILL COCAINE and you'll STILL DIE.. damn dude just one 0.5 dose of cocaine is worse on you than 10 e pills.. legalise pot and people wouldnt be doin all this other dumb crack-shit :P

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

The original Coca-Cola formula did contain cocaine, right?

Hence the name.

Serb_eres_
Serb_eres_

I Heard thats just an urban legend. :P

kaneblues
kaneblues

This appears to be a marketing trend.  There's Jeremiah Weed, and now Cocaine.It's only a matter of time before someone is selling a product with the name heroin or meth. 

Ian Balls
Ian Balls

I thought this stuff was made illegal a few years ago. I had some of it and my mouth immediately went numb. So...awesome?

Stormy
Stormy

I bet a lot of druggies light up when they see THAT product on the shelf.

Reg
Reg

"Drink cocaine." I love it! Sounds better for the Palin clan.

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