Debbie Harry Is Adopting!
The famed Blondie lead singer is telling friends she's feeling maternal these days.
And rather than adopt a club kid, she's wisely decided to adopt ...
... a homeless Japanese child who was abandoned.
This makes perfect sense because Blondie's huge in Japan.
Besides, Blondie's latest song is called "Mother"!!
(It's about the legendary nightclub, but still. Double meanings.)