Gay Marriage Is OK Now! Who Should I Marry?

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So it's on!

We've earned the equal right in New York State to same-sex marriage!

And it happened in my LOOOOOONG lifetime!

It's a blessing, a gift, a journey, a closure, and every other cliché my gay little mind can think of.

But who do I marry now?

Kelly Preston?

Nah, she's taken.

Help me think of an available guy.

Fast, before they revoke the right!


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denverkid666
denverkid666

Michael, make like George Clooney: run like hell and DON'T COMMIT!!

Bindi the jungle GURL
Bindi the jungle GURL

There is a learning curve- as a gay friend in California said to me after his spouse ran off with his money while the guy was coming out of anesthesia- " I don't even think straights should be married!"Best of Luck with it...

franco
franco

For God's sake, put George out of his misery, make an honest man out of him and take his name, making you Michael Michael.

Bobjones02134
Bobjones02134

Michael...the question is not "who? but "where?" I am totally miffed that you are either totally unaware or oblivious (or both) to the fact that TRADER JOE'S on the UWS at 72nd & Broadway is the new retail mecca for gays. Same-sex couples, drag queens, wannabe-Glee-cast members and fan-boys (particularly male) troll the aisles looking for fruit, nuts and meat--and the occasional TJ's employee--on a regular basis. Get your fanny up there some early evening or weekend afternoon and check it out!

alexgeana
alexgeana

Merry Me !!!! But we'll have to get a houseboy !!!!

F. Packer
F. Packer

Is Jm J Bullock still available?

F. Packer
F. Packer

It would've been great if you had married Bert Convy (if he was still alive).

GOD BLESS AMERICA

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD

Helene
Helene

The obvious answer is Neil Patrick Harris. The cutest gay in all the world.

Hy
Hy

He already has David Burtka.

Bieberhater
Bieberhater

Justin Bieber. And please be an abusive spouse.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

(I'll do double jepardy)

SavannahMontgomery, with incredible hubris,  entered the zeitgeist of marriage to MM whenthe entire affair was catered, decorated and outfitted by 99 cent (or higher!) stores,reports the NY tabloids with schadenfreude.

Whisk
Whisk

Marry the person ALL gay men marry:

LIZA!!!

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

The two Michaels -- Musto and Riedel would be a power couple.

You would rule Broadway!

And don't tell me he's straight. When has that ever stopped you before?

Zazu
Zazu

He's straight?????

bsomers
bsomers

Whom.

Anderson Cooper?  Kevin Spacey?

Cheers to Cuomo, who should be elected president in 2016.

Obama, you're a fucking coward.

Gregorama
Gregorama

You're right...he is a fucking coward on this topic.  Listening to him after the ruling came down, my overwhelming thought was, "Yeah....with no thanks to you, fuckface".  I'm also waiting to see the final vote tally, of who the "NO" votes belonged to---and then I think it might be time for a little gay retaliation in the voting booths.

Gregorama
Gregorama

Here's the breakdown of which NY State Senators  voted "NO" on yesterday's historic vote on legalizing gay marriage. The charming and lovely Ruben Diaz of the Bronx is the only Democrat to have voted against passage of the law. ("I proudly vote no!" babbled the asshole).  If any of these 29 unenlightened bigots happen to supposedly "represent" you, it would be prudent to let them know just what you think of them:

Diaz                                    Democratic         NOBall                                     Republican          NOBonacic                               Republican          NODeFrancisco                         Republican          NOFarley                                  Republican          NOFlanagan                              Republican          NOFuschillo                               Republican          NOGallivan                                 Republican          NOGolden                                  Republican          NOGriffo                                     Republican          NOHannon                                  Republican          NOJohnson                                Republican           NOLanza                                    Republican          NOLarkin                                    Republican          NOLaValle                                  Republican          NOLibous                                   Republican          NOLittle                                      Republican          NOMarcellino                              Republican          NOMartins                                  Republican          NOMaziarz                                 Republican          NONozzolio                                Republican          NOO'Mara                                  Republican          NORanzenhofer                          Republican          NORitchie                                  Republican          NORobach                                 Republican          NOSeward                                 Republican          NOSkelos                                  Republican          NOYoung                                   Republican          NOZeldin                                    Republican          NO

Gregorama
Gregorama

And Michael, I think that you should be the one to yank Bloomberg out of the closet, marry him and (briefly) become the First Lady of New York City.  Michael & Michael Bloomberg!

Littleowl
Littleowl

maybe go on the A-List New York, and let reality tv find your man.

Musto
Musto

OK, I'll hold off. You can't get married till 30 days from now anyway.

Jonster
Jonster

Michael, you better shop around. 

[Don't be sold on the very first oneA-pretty boyz come a dime a dozenA-try to find one who's gonna give ya true lovin']

Peaches
Peaches

How about Tom Duane?  Do you like bears?

Dingdong
Dingdong

Calvin Klein.

Drew
Drew

@Dingdong.......hahahaha too funny

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