Gay Marriage Is OK Now! Who Should I Marry?
So it's on!
We've earned the equal right in New York State to same-sex marriage!
And it happened in my LOOOOOONG lifetime!
It's a blessing, a gift, a journey, a closure, and every other cliché my gay little mind can think of.
But who do I marry now?
Nah, she's taken.
Help me think of an available guy.
Fast, before they revoke the right!