Help Weiner Name His Twitpic-Ready Undies!

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As our own loyal reader Gregory Moore reminds me, disgraced congressman Anthony Weiner jokingly wrote to porn star Ginger Lee:

"Btw, I'm sponsoring a line of twitpic ready undies. I need a name."

Well, his name is Mud these days, but I think he meant for the undies.

And I've got a few suggestions:


Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Weiner Schnitzel

Sexual Congress

Hose for 'Hos

Rasmussen Pole

Twitprick


Any better ideas?


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Musto
Musto

Today's NY Post had an amazing headline:

"Anthony Weiner: I'll Stick It Out"

Yes, he will!

Movielover
Movielover

Thinly Veiled.  Of course I tracked down the cell phone shot of his actual cock.  Looks pretty good, though not a clear pic and couldn't tell scale of the meat in the pic. 

Gregorama
Gregorama

If they're more of an athletic-type undergarment, I'd say that emblazoned across the crotch area should be the motto "I SUPPORT WEINER!"

Notyah Nalla
Notyah Nalla

Filibuster

Weiner of Mass Destruction

Pole Ratings

(some sort of donkey joke)

Rub
Rub

TWITPRICK IS THE BEST!

franco
franco

TWITin' my life away

t-WEE-tin-t-WEE-tin

Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now,

TWIT & SHOUT 

Patches
Patches

Violent Torpedos of Truth

Billy
Billy

Throb and Sobs

Semper
Semper

Career Destroyer

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